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zarathustra
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(Date Posted:07/15/2003 19:20:35)

Inspired by the uber-graphic descriptions of ted's road trip from hell, I thought people could share some of the more humorous bathroom graffiti that they have encountered. Some people actually collect the graffiti as they traverse the land in sweat-laden undergarments.Here are a couple that come to mind:Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand.Jesus Saves Aluminum Cans

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(Date Posted:07/15/2003 19:55:31)

A couple of oldies for the collection:

While you're reading what I put, you might be pissing on your foot.

The cleaners work is all in vain, the shithouse poet strikes again.

Mark

 

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(Date Posted:07/20/2003 07:33:18)

How about these oldies:

If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie


Those who write on shithouse walls
roll their shit in little balls
And those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit


In days of old when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
they left their load upon the road
and walk away contented

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(Date Posted:07/29/2003 19:12:45)

How 'bout:

(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,...
the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were
these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

(On the inside of a toilet door)
Patrons are requested to remain seated
throughout the entire performance

(In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant)
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.

(Sign seen at a restaurant)
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food......... please aim properly.

Here I sit so broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
how much longer must I linger
before I have to my finger
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(Date Posted:07/29/2003 21:50:05)

Reply to : SolarLux

from my college dorm, circa 1967:  "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria."

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RE:Bathroom Graffiti
(Date Posted:05/22/2008 05:59:57)

Reply to Used2b (07/15/2003 7:55 PM)


The cleaners work is all in vain, the shithouse poet strikes again.


The shithouse poet is outta luck, for the shithouse cleaners don't give a xxcx.



 




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