Hiya, Voltaire, I've read your book!
Candide? It was flaming already, and also next to my toaster in the kitchen, so I had to move it!
There are so many bread crumbs in that tray, and I I can never seem to get motivated enough to remove them! It makes me think of a burning house--mine!! Maybe I'll do it now, or maybe tomorrow...
I'm back... I was so totally drunk when I haphazardly glued that previous shit together. When I get like that, I always come back with one eye closed, afraid, not knowing what I'[ve done--not knowing if I've created a monster, and expecting to find several typos which always bug the hell out of me... So, I've been trying to limit my time here on the computer during my workweek. It's kind of "doctor's orders," I guess. I could tell you more about what's happend to me lately, but I won't. Only to say that it's like being a shell-shocked zombie--we are the living dead!! I'm convinced that the "Internut," as you call it, can be just as addictive as any drug... I've been in two major denominations and one relatively unknown one in my quest for "The Truth." They've all warned about addictions and the "Buy one, get 4 for free!" deal! Hahahahah!! 
Anyway, about the "Angry German Kid": For this kid's own sake, I sincerely hope that this was all staged for the laughs of everybody, but I think I remember seeing this original clip on some documentary news show like 20/20. I don't remember exactly where and when I saw it, but I remember that they said he has ADD or ADHD, or whatever the hell they call it now... Can anybody confirm or deny this information? Maybe this kid is ready for the "Top O' The Slide!"
I suppose everybody has seen this video by now, but for those who haven't... Well, it could've been better, no doubt, but I think it's certainly far from "bad." 
Farting Anger Management <---Clicky, clicky on this right now, "everbidy!"
Btw, my computer is behaving better than it has in months, and I DON'T KNOW WHY!! 
"Sheeeewwwwww, Hal-le-lu-jah!!"
Ohhhhhh, I've way overused emoticons again, and I've still got so much "catching up" to do---so maybe tomorrow!!
Yes, Darth Vader's guitar is the answer, and I own it! Yeah, I so totally own it... It's all just
Ordinary Fascism.