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(Date Posted:06/19/2006 09:17:12)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:06/19/2006 10:23:59)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:07/28/2006 16:36:35)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/06/2006 00:19:43)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/06/2006 00:25:33)
Does anybody notice that he is wearing makeup? I thought that this sort of calling strictly forbids such a thing.
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"I"m not a witch, but I wish I was. If I live I"d be a witch now after what they have done. I"ll burn their crops and kill their animals. I"ll stir up such storms. I"ll scatter their ships across the world. If I could meet with the devil right now, I would give him anything for power, for he is the only way to power for women in this world. I shouldn"t have been afraid of Ellen, I should have learnt. Oh, if I only had magic, I"d make them feel it."
Caryl Churchill, "Vinegar Tom"
"It might be the greatest thing ever invented, but if it"s invented, then it"s not worth dying for."
Taj Bachmann, former missionary
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(Date Posted:09/06/2006 06:41:32)
I don't know, Justine, since I don't wear make-up, but I think you're probably right... After you mentioned that, the thing I noticed most was his lack of blinking once he figured out what the hell the title of the damned taped should be  , and then he really got down to the meat of the matter... I know the lights were bright, but maybe his pupils were just a little too small. Mine get like that after a hard night of drinkin'. I've been looking for some video of Marshall Applewhite, like this, for a long time. In full-screen mode on 61," in the dark, it does look quite impressive...
"Don't Get On That Ship!"
The "imaginary entity" has requested that I post a video here right now. He doesn't give a rat's ass if you or I exist a'tall--He's only sure that He exists--He's in total control anyway, whether we like it or not, so your thoughts and opinions mean absolutely nothing... You will receive no reward, either now or in the hereafter, for believing in Him...
"The Symptom Of The Universe," - I Fuckin' Fixed it! - To Bloody Death!!
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/06/2006 08:06:39)
 No Justine....
Makeup is permitted - the 'holyspirit' tells "me" so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x0BSgLKnSk
speaking of cookbooks...or was that anus holes...? anyway....reminds me of a little story....
Quotes in my best Spock voice....
The way the abduction myth has it, hicks driving their cars along lonely roads surrounded by cornfields suddenly experience vehicular weirdness and temporal distortion. Extraterrestrials swoop down on them like hawks on mice, taking them aboard their flying saucers for invasive medical examinations. Proctologists from Polaris probe the rectum with metal instruments not designed for human bodies, gynecologists from the Crab nebula insert speculums intended for crab vaginas, thus causing unspeakable damage to earthly orifices ? bizarrely, unspeakable damage that disappears the next day, except for the psychic wounds, horrible traumas that appear under hypnosis, "And then the gray felt my cervix with his claw, it was terrible..." That's the myth, a nice myth, a myth that Mercury de Sade likes to fantasize about, though he's not sure which role to assume. On one hand, he prefers the active, sadistic role of the alien probing the human body with gynecological instruments from Mars. On the other hand, Mercury de Sade is not really interested in the human body. What he wants is something new. To obtain this he plainly has either to redesign the human body ? which is not so easy to do, given that it would take thousands of years of evolution to outfit the old bag of meat with a really new orifice ? or to find new bodies, alien anatomies, extraterrestrial sex organs.
And this isn't so easy either. Practical restrictions on space travel make it impossible for the fetishist to travel to other worlds. And though rumor has it that aliens do come to earth, their visits are, to say the very least, unpredictable. What is the exophile to do ? put out a little sign, "Aliens welcome?" You almost can't blame Mercury de Sade for his compensatory strategies, which consist largely of trying to jam humans into alien molds. Ninfa XVIII, for example, he compels to don a white body stocking, which he then soaks in a green fluid, Lime Gatorade. The idea is to make her resemble a Little Green Man ? except that she's not really green, nor is she a man, except in the broad sense that she's human, which, from the vantage point of Mercury de Sade, is precisely the trouble with her. She is little, anyway: a fifteen-year-old girl picked up in the public atrium of the Citicorp Building, where a lot of high school kids hang out after class. He brings her back to Casa de Sade, gets her stoned, ties her up, prepares to have his way with her ? but Lord, that smell. You ever fuck a giant lime? It's hard to convince yourself that the object ? and she is an object ? of your affections hails from outer space when she smells like an advertisement for citrus fruit. It takes a lot of concentration to put Anita Bryant out of your head and concentrate on the girl to hand. The ironic part is that Anita Bryant was a great opponent of the homosexual lifestyle, and yet Mercury de Sade avails himself of Ninfa XVIII as though she really were a Little Green Man ? which is to say that he fucks her the way one man fucks another. It may not be a new orifice but, from the girl's vantage point, it certainly is a new sexual organ.
Perhaps, then, it really is possible to redesign the human body without evolution ? or at least to reassign the functions normally allocated to its various parts. The ass can make a nice cunt, at least for the active partner. The cunt, liberated from its duties, can be used by the passive partner for something else ? a purse, makeup kit, or trash can. If the passive partner is a man, his ass can still be a cunt, and his penis can be used as a pen protector, eyedropper, or, with a little creativity, tire-pressure gauge. (Testicles could swell to indicate air pressure.) It is not only "nether parts," however, that can be repurposed. The face can easily be made into a sexual organ. Oral sex, for example, is so common that you forget what a perversion of purpose it really is ? after all, putting a penis in the mouth is as weird as inserting food in a vagina. Swallowing semen is as much a short circuit of anatomic function as fertilizing an egg with a potato chip. For the exophile, though, such perversions do not go far enough. Even if it becomes a cunt, the mouth remains an earthly orifice. For this reason, Mercury de Sade tends to finish every encounter with a cum shot. Why? Because to bury something inside a human body is an admission of defeat. Unless aliens descend from the sky, kill the passive partner, and extract the semen from her body during an autopsy, there is no way sperm in a human body will ever achieve contact with extraterrestrials. But to ejaculate on the surface of a body ? that holds out hope of contact. It's like putting cookies out on a plate for Santa Claus.
order full story now! Supervert
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:09/06/2006 10:00:40)
Yeah, Spock still pretty much rules the known universe...I wonder if He is the "invisible entity" that's been communicating with me telepathically? Well, I'm drunk and very tired, so I have to go to bed now. Good night, everybody...
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/11/2006 08:04:02)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/12/2006 01:03:05)
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:09/12/2006 05:14:26)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/12/2006 12:59:32)
I can't believe it--still "0" comments on the previous Dread Zeppelin video... Neo-Elvis and "Butt Boy," the overgrown Bart Simpson, with cape and Explorer-type guitar, all on the same stage together--how cool is that?! What's wrong with you people?? What more could you ask for? It's the ultimate bar mitzvah band! The Sassy and the Naasty delivered by "The King O' Rock 'N' Roll," Oh No!! 
"Well, I Don't Know, But I Found Out--What People Mean By 'Down And Out...'"
Ooohhhhh! I just got
Such A Warm, Fuzzy Feeling Inside!
Ya know, I only had 1.42 L Miller High Life Light, and then one swig of Night Train, and then I noticed something... At 00:41 of that Black Dog video, it kinda looks like "Butt Boy" is playing his natural grain psuedo-Explorer across James T. Kirk's ass! You really shouldn't have shown that NIN video Snakey--that was a mistake!! Hehehheh... 
I guess "Men At Work" is as forgotten down there as they are up here. Purely, by chance, I heard this somewhere on the radio last night for the first time in ages! I'm sure that not many give a shit about them now, a'tall--it's okay... Time and chance is a wonderful thing, I'm sure--I was gonna expound further, just now, but I got lost... Anyway, here it is, maybe with some present relevance, for somebody...
"It's A Mistake."
Whaaatttt? Peter Griffin's middle name is "Lowenbrau?" Well y'all can just kiss my ASS!!
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/14/2006 22:55:42)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:09/22/2006 22:23:06)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:10/14/2006 08:32:32)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:10/23/2006 00:44:28)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:10/27/2006 03:56:38)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:12/09/2006 21:56:34)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:12/21/2006 18:17:40)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:12/22/2006 20:02:44)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:12/28/2006 05:39:18)
Didn't have time to check back through this whole thread or not to see if this has been posted; there's a whole web site focused on the amusing character of Robert Tilton. The Robert Tilton Fun & Games Page
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A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell
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(Date Posted:12/28/2006 05:46:29)
"Come to me, little ones, and join the dark side."
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A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell
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(Date Posted:01/05/2007 17:20:22)
With all the excitement of a Mexican hat-dance, these guys make Terrance & Phillip look like such pathetic losers:
On Fire for God
Is that hoofbeats I hear?
"Burnin' for You," from the Fire Of Unknown Origin album
Movin' on... from the 1977 instructional video, "Disco Dance Moves, with Klaus Meine.": 
You'd Better Start Preying...
Extra-Terrestrials: Global Invasion Approaching
I swear, if I had been born isolated in a sensory-deprivation chamber with a copy of every known translation of the "Holy Bible," and weaned on LSD, I couldn't have come up with anything as wild and crazy as that. Wow, that really begs an answer to a question, but not this one: So why do I keep envisioning Ron Jeremy, the King of Sleaze, doing naughty things with Tyrannosaurus Rexella?!? I guess I'll be goin' to Hell for that too... and I'll be laughin' all the way! 
Quick, say "Extra-Terrestrial" six times real fast when you're drunk--it's fun!
I can hear Rexella singin' along:
Shout At The Devil
Of course, none of the live recordings even come close to the studio version, but once upon a time, Motley Crue really did kick ass... "one-album wonders." Sing it, Rocxella!
Ya know, I'm too cheap to go to any of them anymore, but the more I watch these outdoor, daytime concerts, the more I think that all of the indoor, nighttime ones should be banned. Those are made for desperate Morons, who always seem to have more money than sense.
Okay, now I'm thinkin' about Rexella's J-spot... Does the "J" stand for Jesus or Jeremy?!
Like Leno said, we are the 2006 "Person of the Year"... downloading porn and blasphemy against "God," and other things, like getting educated about current world events, and things such as this, and then I'll disappear into the night like a bat, 'cause I've got a couple of rowdy munchkins that I have to entertain all day tomorrow... Yeah, this has always reminded me of The Eagles... "Hotel California."
"God Bless the Children of the Beast."
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:01/11/2007 16:47:55)
"If ya don't change, you're dead..." Bizarre:
This is a Stinking Hellhole...of Sin, C'mon...
Stop, stOP, STOP grinning and nodding, Yesss Man!!!
Oh my Gunther, God of Brewing, Rev. Rick is totally burnt out!!:
Marilyn Monroe Abortion Clinic
It's just wild, wild, wild...
Helter Skelter
How'd I miss this for so long?:
Evilotion Lazer Vabgina Miami Lice
Rev. Manson Demands to Speak:
Helter Skelter
Hahahaaahaaaaa! Ohhh, noooooooooo!!
Cock-It & Rubbs
White is the new black. Reverend Rick is the new Dr. Gene Scott...
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:01/19/2007 17:53:18)
The Tao of Willie: Where's the Damnedgod Bus?
So much could be accomplished if this man would get his soul saved and put his brilliant intellect and charisma to work for the Lord! This story is amazing, and not only that, but it's so big that even John Edwards knows about this already!:
Natural-Born Preacher
"You are nothin' but a chameleon, a lemon-headed coward, terrorist pussy!" Oh, no...those boy scouts heard that! This is even better than eating the angry German kid's melted shit!!
Pastor Tony Smith: Pat Robertson is a CIA Operative, Gays on Keys, & Snuff-Dippers in the Church
Well, that second part was about my gay friend that keeps telling me more things than I care to hear, but the third part was about my dearly departed, snuff-dippin', church-goin' Granny--bless her heart. I see a weekend getaway in my future soon, in which I leave Turdhenge and travel down to Atlanta, where Pastor Tony Smith preaches, in the General Lee (don't touch the trim), and when I do...I'm gonna open up a white-trash, double-wide, tranz-am on blocks, welfare, family-sized can of 100% pure whoop-asss on you, complete with flamin' dynamite-laden arrows, rooster tails from the General's mighty 440 six-pack and everthang--and it's gonna be fuckin' awesomer than Hell! Bones, come together!!
Counseling for Compulsive Crotch Grabbers, Like Me
Maybe this is a silly and inaccurate translation, but it's fun anyway!  :
"Ohhhh, shame on you!! Grabbing your crotch when there's little children around?! That was unnecessary! You need to practice self-control... Practice! It's a good thing!!" After further review, she really does have trouble saying "crotch" in public.
Well honestly, I have to say, to her credit, that when it comes to facing "sinners," she's got bigger balls than I ever had as a christian. With what she's got printed on her shirt, I wouldn't be surprised to find that she's a sabbatarian of some sort. SDA or Armstrongism, for example. All in all, a good sport, who needs to come knock on my door at 8 AM this Sunday, and offer me an in-home bible study lesson on some topic like creationism, or circumcision, speaking in tongues, or Original Sin. But I'm gonna be high as a kite by then...
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:01/22/2007 23:08:24)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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Supertzar
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(Date Posted:01/30/2007 09:49:11)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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Supertzar
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From: USA
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(Date Posted:02/26/2007 19:30:23)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yess, yess, yesss, yesssss... Trippin' out with the Silver-Toungued Devil, Himself!! His cake is baked... It's made of 100% fried-out pork fat, with skin attached!! Yummy with Coke!! Btw, thank God for satellites!!
Robert "The Fog" Tiltongues
"It's like you're under a fawg--ya just feel fawgy..." Thank ya, Jayzus!!
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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Supertzar
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(Date Posted:02/26/2007 21:39:02)
"Some of y'all got yo' mind on the ham that ya left in the chicken...SAVE YO'SELF!!!!"
It's Peanut Butter Aneurysm Time!!
AAAaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Johnplex rules!!!
Fuel-Injected Holy-Ghost Madness!!
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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Jezebel Rising
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(Date Posted:02/26/2007 23:11:19)
Reply to : Supertzar
Fuel-Injected Holy-Ghost Madness!!
Was that woman facing the camera laughing at him?
I would be.
P.S. I can't believe that the comments left in the wake of the Pastor Smith/Crying Loud BS were so positive. Keep on drinking that "new wine"!
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"I"m not a witch, but I wish I was. If I live I"d be a witch now after what they have done. I"ll burn their crops and kill their animals. I"ll stir up such storms. I"ll scatter their ships across the world. If I could meet with the devil right now, I would give him anything for power, for he is the only way to power for women in this world. I shouldn"t have been afraid of Ellen, I should have learnt. Oh, if I only had magic, I"d make them feel it."
Caryl Churchill, "Vinegar Tom"
"It might be the greatest thing ever invented, but if it"s invented, then it"s not worth dying for."
Taj Bachmann, former missionary
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