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snakechic	\| Move to Bottom 91#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:3462 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:02/26/2007 11:46 PM) Reply to : Supertzar "Some of y'all got yo' mind on the ham that yaleft in the chicken...SAVE YO'SELF!!!!"It's Peanut Butter Aneurysm Time!!AAAaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Johnplex rules!!!Fuel-Injected Holy-Ghost Madness!! Holy Jayzus!.....Can I borrow that clip for 'what drug(s) is that christian taking today'...thread. "some yall got ya mind on your ham dat yah left in da chicken" ..............................fart! "yo faces look like yo got salmonella'.............................................................................farts...farts... (ps....what is that white chick ...Is she talkin to god)... -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

Supertzar	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 92#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:427 From: USA Registered: 08/01/2005 Time spent: 4494 hours	(Date Posted:02/27/2007 12:59 AM) Reply to : Jezebel Rising Reply to : SupertzarFuel-Injected Holy-Ghost Madness!!Was that woman facing the camera laughing at him?I would be.P.S. I can't believe that the comments left in the wake of the Pastor Smith/Crying Loud BS were so positive. Keep on drinking that "new wine"! Yeah, a good call Jezebel, I noticed that too! I think the woman facing the camera was definitely laughing! She should get an award, along with that dumb-ass white boy on the front row. He must be one of the few, the proud, the Marines! Nah, Marines can be absolutely devilish, without mercy, and I've got the DVD to prove it. Anyway, I love fortified "new wine," but I really had to stop for awhile, 'cause that shit ended up almost costing me my job! -------------------------------------------------------------- I know Satan. He's a miserable sub-human piece of shit control-freak without a life who reads all of my posts here.

Supertzar	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 93#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:427 From: USA Registered: 08/01/2005 Time spent: 4494 hours	(Date Posted:02/27/2007 3:07 AM) Reply to : Snakechic Holy Jayzus!.....Can I borrow that clip for 'what drug(s) is that christian taking today'...thread."some yall got ya mind on your ham dat yah left in da chicken" ..............................fart!"yo faces look like yo got salmonella'.............................................................................farts...farts... Yeah, whatever ya want, Snakey, 'cause you're the best!! -------------------------------------------------------------- I know Satan. He's a miserable sub-human piece of shit control-freak without a life who reads all of my posts here.

snakechic	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 94#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:3462 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:02/27/2007 3:47 AM) Reply to : Supertzar ...Yeah,whateverya want, Snakey, 'cause you're the best!! Thats because I am.... The one...GOD -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

Supertzar	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 95#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:427 From: USA Registered: 08/01/2005 Time spent: 4494 hours	(Date Posted:02/28/2007 7:57 PM) Reply to : snakechic Reply to : Supertzar...Yeah,whateverya want, Snakey, 'cause you're the best!! Okay, after that is when I passed out on the kitchen floor again, and banged-up my right elbow this time. It still hurts. I really don't want to start wearing PPE everytime I get pissed and come to WA, but I'm seriously considering it... 2007 was supposed to be the year that I rediscover the virtue of moderation--but it's not working out at all... Of course, that doesn't mean that I'm not having fun. Anyway, when I woke up at 2:32 a.m., I found a pack of beef cotto salami and container of French's mustard, both warm to the touch, on the counter, which had probably been there for hours. Also, a salami and cheese sandwich on toast, 3/4 eaten, with sliced swiss cheese laying all over the counter. I later found the empty plastic bag for that in the refrigerator. In addition, there were Hershey's special dark chocolate chips scattered all over the counter tops and the floor. A big gob of Grey Poupon was dried-up on the counter, but I evidently managed to get the jar back into the refrigerator before I hit the floor, which is a good thing since I just bought it, and that shit's expensive! But my crowning achievement was with the two slices of sandwich-sized cheddar cheese. I took those slices and put them on a paper towel and then put that on a paper plate and stuck it in the microwave for a sufficient time to completely melt the cheese. Now, why the hell would anybody do that!?! I don't know... All I got out of it was a worthless, cheese-impregnated paper towel!! Yummm-yyyy!! And now, Snakey, my brain-bank brain will analyze the video that you've presented: One moment...........Processing............processing............processing........................Yesss!! My favorite part is at the beginning, when she asks Jayzus, "How do you know that you're God?" And then Jayzus replies, "It's simple. When I pray to Him, I find that I'm talking to Myself." I've been there too!! Ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! More priceless shit!! Beware of The Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!! General Ozzy Patton The moon is waxing ain't it? "Miracles would have to save..." Bark At The Moon -------------------------------------------------------------- I know Satan. He's a miserable sub-human piece of shit control-freak without a life who reads all of my posts here.

snakechic	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 96#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:3462 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:03/01/2007 2:33 PM) Reply to : Supertzar A big gob of Grey Poupon was dried-up on the counter, but I evidently managed to get the jar back into the refrigerator before I hit the floor, which is a good thing since I just bought it, and that shit's expensive! What is that 'shit'? You sound like a right proper gor met ' . I like that in a guy.... yukky....I recall some of the rare...I mean 'rare' BBq moments out in the backyard - its a wonder we didn't all come down with the lergies. I recon all the grog in the system makes you immune to most of what you can catch off a badly washed bbq plate. Plus I'd marinate the lamb chops for hours...in soy sauce, garlic, honey and wee bit of ginger. Boy..did those little bugger's burn. Yeah..it was still fun. I never got the hang of 'moderation' meself I tried a few times...anyway..I'm not one of 'those" - a tee totaller with head totally up arse. I'm flat right now......since my old motherinlaw curled up her toes & kicked the bucket last Wedneday..I've been hanging around the net playing - yeah its a distraction. Ozzy.................N-I-C-E ...Loved it. Its not heavy heavy metal. zzzzzz...tired tired Polish Hard metal? http://www.reinfection.net/ -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

snakechic	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 97#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:3462 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:03/01/2007 2:39 PM) nearly forgot to share this little gem with ya..... Mr Bible -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

Jezebel Rising	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 98#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:338 From: Registered: 09/18/2005 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:03/01/2007 7:40 PM) I would love to see this convenience store clerk blast those idiots. Mind of Mencia "I hope I will be reincarnated as a biology textbook issued by an accredited university, so I would never have to see you again!" -------------------------------------------------------------- "I"m not a witch, but I wish I was. If I live I"d be a witch now after what they have done. I"ll burn their crops and kill their animals. I"ll stir up such storms. I"ll scatter their ships across the world. If I could meet with the devil right now, I would give him anything for power, for he is the only way to power for women in this world. I shouldn"t have been afraid of Ellen, I should have learnt. Oh, if I only had magic, I"d make them feel it." Caryl Churchill, "Vinegar Tom" "It might be the greatest thing ever invented, but if it"s invented, then it"s not worth dying for." Taj Bachmann, former missionary

snakechic	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 99#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:3462 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:03/02/2007 5:21 AM) I would love to see this convenience store clerk blast those idiots. how....politically incorrect of you JR.. ...'you need a cig, like this country needs another 'C" grade president" BOom Boom...! haha..Jayzus says......'enjoy yourself, have sex!.....that's my favorite line in that Peter OToole clip btw.... -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

Supertzar	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 100#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:427 From: USA Registered: 08/01/2005 Time spent: 4494 hours	(Date Posted:03/04/2007 7:53 AM) Reply to : snakechic Well, Snakey, I had it all planned out--a big, long reply about my gourmet cooking, eating lamb, and the untimely death (54) & funeral of a relative due to pancreatic cancer on the same day that your mother-in-law died, etc., but my printer ran out of paper and then I realized that I missed the tail-end of this thread. I guess I forgot to refresh, or maybe it was because my computer locked-up again. Or maybe it was just simple "operator error." Anyway, my mind is about to explode with thoughts, and I managed to get my drum machine hooked-up again just now after several weeks, but maybe you and Jezebel will enjoy this picture, even though it wasn't exactly what I was looking for. See what a good sport I am? "Will The Internet Highways Become More Few?"--"W." Igor Falecki, Kid Drumming Genius from Poland WTF!?!! "American Idol" sucks so bad... I hope everybody had a good weekend... Mine's just startin'!! He likes wearing overalls too?? More Igor! -------------------------------------------------------------- I know Satan. He's a miserable sub-human piece of shit control-freak without a life who reads all of my posts here.

snakechic	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 101#