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"Some of y'all got yo' mind on the ham that yaleft in the chicken...SAVE YO'SELF!!!!"It's Peanut Butter Aneurysm Time!!AAAaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Johnplex rules!!!Fuel-Injected Holy-Ghost Madness!!

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Holy Jayzus!.....Can I borrow that clip for 'what drug(s) is that christian taking today'...thread.

"some yall got ya mind on your ham dat yah left in da chicken" ..............................fart!

"yo faces look like yo got salmonella'.............................................................................farts...farts...

(ps....what is that white chick ...Is she talkin to god)...

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Reply to : SupertzarFuel-Injected Holy-Ghost Madness!!Was that woman facing the camera laughing at him?I would be.P.S. I can't believe that the comments left in the wake of the Pastor Smith/Crying Loud BS were so positive. Keep on drinking that "new wine"!

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Yeah, a good call Jezebel, I noticed that too!  I think the woman facing the camera was definitely laughing!  She should get an award, along with that dumb-ass white boy on the front row.  He must be one of the few, the proud, the Marines!  Nah, Marines can be absolutely devilish, without mercy, and I've got the DVD to prove it.  Anyway, I love fortified "new wine," but I really had to stop for awhile, 'cause that shit ended up almost costing me my job!

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Holy Jayzus!.....Can I borrow that clip for 'what drug(s) is that christian taking today'...thread."some yall got ya mind on your ham dat yah left in da chicken" ..............................fart!"yo faces look like yo got salmonella'.............................................................................farts...farts...

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...Yeah,whateverya want, Snakey, 'cause you're the best!!

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Thats because I am....

The one...GOD

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Reply to : Supertzar...Yeah,whateverya want, Snakey, 'cause you're the best!!

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Okay, after that is when I passed out on the kitchen floor again, and banged-up my right elbow this time.  It still hurts.  I really don't want to start wearing PPE everytime I get pissed and come to WA, but I'm seriously considering it...  2007 was supposed to be the year that I rediscover the virtue of moderation--but it's not working out at all...  Of course, that doesn't mean that I'm not having fun.

Anyway, when I woke up at 2:32 a.m., I found a pack of beef cotto salami and container of French's mustard, both warm to the touch, on the counter, which had probably been there for hours.  Also, a salami and cheese sandwich on toast, 3/4 eaten, with sliced swiss cheese laying all over the counter.  I later found the empty plastic bag for that in the refrigerator.  In addition, there were Hershey's special dark chocolate chips scattered all over the counter tops and the floor.  A big gob of Grey Poupon was dried-up on the counter, but I evidently managed to get the jar back into the refrigerator before I hit the floor, which is a good thing since I just bought it, and that shit's expensive!  But my crowning achievement was with the two slices of sandwich-sized cheddar cheese.  I took those slices and put them on a paper towel and then put that on a paper plate and stuck it in the microwave for a sufficient time to completely melt the cheese.  Now, why the hell would anybody do that!?!  I don't know...  All I got out of it was a worthless, cheese-impregnated paper towel!!  Yummm-yyyy!! 

And now, Snakey, my brain-bank brain will analyze the video that you've presented:  One moment...........Processing............processing............processing........................Yesss!!

My favorite part is at the beginning, when she asks Jayzus, "How do you know that you're God?"

And then Jayzus replies, "It's simple.  When I pray to Him, I find that I'm talking to Myself."

I've been there too!!

Ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!   More priceless shit!! 

Beware of The Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy!!

General Ozzy Patton

The moon is waxing ain't it?  "Miracles would have to save..."

Bark At The Moon                    

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A big gob of Grey Poupon was dried-up on the counter, but I evidently managed to get the jar back into the refrigerator before I hit the floor, which is a good thing since I just bought it, and that shit's expensive! 

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What is that 'shit'? You sound like a right  proper gor met ' . I like that in a guy....

yukky....I recall some of the rare...I mean 'rare' BBq moments out in the backyard  - its a wonder we didn't all come down with the lergies. I recon all the grog in the system makes you immune to most of what you can catch off a badly washed bbq plate. Plus I'd marinate the lamb chops for hours...in soy sauce, garlic, honey and wee bit of ginger. Boy..did those little bugger's burn. Yeah..it was still fun.

I never got the hang of 'moderation' meself I tried a few times...anyway..I'm not one of 'those" - a tee totaller with head totally up arse.

I'm flat right now......since my old motherinlaw curled up her toes & kicked the bucket last Wedneday..I've been hanging around the net playing - yeah its a distraction.

Ozzy.................N-I-C-E ...Loved it. Its not heavy heavy metal.

zzzzzz...tired tired

Polish Hard metal?

http://www.reinfection.net/

nearly forgot to share this little gem with ya.....

Mr Bible

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I would love to see this convenience store clerk blast those idiots.

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how....politically incorrect of you JR..

 ...'you need a cig, like this country needs another 'C" grade president"

BOom Boom...!

haha..Jayzus says......'enjoy yourself, have sex!.....that's my favorite line in that Peter OToole clip btw....

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Well, Snakey, I had it all planned out--a big, long reply about my gourmet cooking, eating lamb, and the untimely death (54) & funeral of a relative due to pancreatic cancer on the same day that your mother-in-law died, etc., but my printer ran out of paper and then I realized that I missed the tail-end of this thread.  I guess I forgot to refresh, or maybe it was because my computer locked-up again.  Or maybe it was just simple "operator error."  Anyway, my mind is about to explode with thoughts, and I managed to get my drum machine hooked-up again just now after several weeks, but maybe you and Jezebel will enjoy this picture, even though it wasn't exactly what I was looking for.  See what a good sport I am? 

"Will The Internet Highways Become More Few?"--"W."

Igor Falecki, Kid Drumming Genius from Poland  WTF!?!! 

"American Idol" sucks so bad...

I hope everybody had a good weekend...  Mine's just startin'!! 

He likes wearing overalls too??

More Igor!

Thats too bad SuperT...sorry for your loss.

still go bob on my mind....

p.s....amazing little polish kid!!!

Are you the same Voltaire who used to post in the old NY Times forums, Abuzz?

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Hall Of Shame inductee,RobertTilton:The Joker...andThe King Of FartsTrippin' on New Wine and Drinkin' LSDRobert "Full-Tilt" Tilton's LSD:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwnIoHGnjsA&search=preachers

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This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Reverend Robert Tilton

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Reply to : SupertzarHall Of Shame inductee,RobertTilton:The Joker...andThe King Of FartsTrippin' on New Wine and Drinkin' LSDRobert "Full-Tilt" Tilton's LSD:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwnIoHGnjsA&search=preachersThis video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Reverend Robert Tilton

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Yeah, too bad...  That was one helluva video!!  I think that was the one where he is kinda laid back in the chair at his desk, with his head cocked-back looking up toward the ceiling with a big shit-eating grin on his face and he says somethin' like, "I used to drink lots of alcohol and do lots of drugs."  This statement was clearly made during one of his regular broadcasts, at his own will.  He genuinely seemed to be joyfully reminiscing!    The funny thing was that he looked like he was under the influence of lots of alcohol and lots of drugs at the moment he made that statement!!   

But part of that video seemed to be a taped statement in a lawyer's office.  He divorced his first wife, and she accused him of drug use, the "rats are eating my brain," episode, etc.  I don't know if this was the divorce lawyer's tape or if it was a tape associated with the larger federal investigation into the fraudulence of his "ministry."  Anyway, this scene of Robert Tilton was something very different from what you see in his broadcasts.  He seemed very tense and serious this time.  You can't hear the lawyer, but you have to figure that he asked Bob what kind of drugs he was using while he was married to his first wife.  I think "Marte" was her name.  I guess he was wanting to make a deal, pay her, and be rid of her quick.  Capt'n Bob said, "...and LSD."

I got so bored the other night, I went to Robert Tilton's official website and watched the third video in its entirety.  He calls it the "Faith-Aid Kit" or something.  It comes with annointing oil and a prayer cloth, and it's FREE!!  Even the phone call is FREE!!!

I guess it's been a year or more since the last "Farting Preacher" video.  Damn you, Robert Tilton, FART some more!!  Don't make me give you money so you can send me a prayer cloth that I can tape to my refrigerator!  ...and other funny, worthless shit!    Oh, I'm so tempted...  what am I gonna do!!??!

Well, I found a short video the other day when I was so bored.  It appeared to be cut from Tiltongue's last video.  About 70% of it I'd never seen before, but I can't find it now, so I guess this'll have to do:

"Oh, My Goodness!"   

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Nice meeting you Voltaire..... 

I went checking on the other Voltaire and he is at Aimoo but with  some numbers included with the name.

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Reply to : MagginkatReply to : SupertzarHall Of Shame inductee,RobertTilton:The Joker...andThe King Of FartsTrippin' on New Wine and Drinkin' LSDRobert "Full-Tilt" Tilton's LSD:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwnIoHGnjsA&search=preachersThis video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Reverend Robert TiltonYeah, too bad...  "I used to drinklotsof alcohol and dolotsof drugs." This statement wasclearly made during one of his regular broadcasts, at his own will.

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I live in the Bible belt so I am very familiar with the fundamentalists.  I chase them away from my door on a regular basis.

The most disgusting example of their brazen pushiness was displayed one night when two small kids about age 6 or 7 came knocking on my door.    It was about 8:00 pm and totally dark except for the  street  lights.  They were 'asking for a donation' for some literature they were told to hand out.  In actuality these poor kids were trying to sell it to me.   I told them that I would take one and let them know if I would make a donation after I read it.  They informed me that they could not give it to me unless I gave them some money.

I only wanted the stuff to see if it had a name on it.  When they said they could not give it to me, I asked what they were doing out after dark, didn't they know that was dangerous?   OH no, they said, Rev. So & So was waiting at the end of the street.     I walked outside, looked down the street and there sat that bum on the hood of his car.

I told the kids that they should return to Rev So & So and tell him that it was too dangerous for them to be out by themselves.  I dialed 911 as they walked away and was on the phone with them  a few minutes later when  I hear a loud banging on my door.  There stands the Rev & he was downright indignent that  I would dare to send his kids back before they "completed their assigned tasks".

I procceded to tell him what a despicable excuse for a human being he was and invited him to leave my property & shut the door in his face as he continued to scream.   To make a long story short a few minutes later about 5 police cars descended on my house where the good Rev was still screaming at me through the  closed door.   Rev So & So was put in handcuffs charged with child endangerment.  distrubing the peace & threatening a poor little old lady who did nothing but express her concern about the safety of the kids .     

I must admit that I enjoyed watching that nut case being hauled away & his car being towed.   The old boy entered a plea agreement...dammit.... probably got probation.

At one point two carloads of these nuts pulled into my front yard, on the grass  and got out to wander up and down my street to knock on doors and pester people.   I had those cars towed with no apologies to anyone.  

 In case you haven't guessed I'm called a liberal bitch!!   Best title I've ever earned.       I was tickled pink to run across your group.

It's good to see that many people are waking up to the BS of the rabid right  and the pure evil of the Bush gang of thugs, all using religion as an excude  for their insanity.  Tilton is just one of the fruitcakes.  

I frequently have one of the slimeballs invade my mailbox  and when I respond to them I end with a signature line that I lifted from the late Abbie Hoffman:   "Just wait till Jesus gets his hands on you, you little bastard".

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Reply to : SupertzarReply to : MagginkatReply to : SupertzarHall Of Shame inductee,RobertTilton:The Joker...andThe King Of FartsTrippin' on New Wine and Drinkin' LSDRobert "Full-Tilt" Tilton's LSD:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwnIoHGnjsA&search=preachersThis video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Reverend Robert TiltonYeah, too bad... "I used to drinklotsof alcohol and dolotsof drugs." This statement wasclearly made during one of his regular broadcasts, at his own will.I live in the Bible belt so I am very familiar with the fundamentalists. I chase them away from my door on a regular basis.The most disgusting example of their brazen pushiness was displayed one night when two small kids about age 6 or 7 came knocking on my do

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I think this video has already been presented at Walk Away by somebody, but I don't remember who...  sorry...  Anyway, Magginkat, you must be this poor, little old lady:

Mormons vs. Poor, Little Old Lady

Btw, "W" ain't that bad is he?  Don't you like Laura?  If Hillary gets elected, that bitch is just gonna roll her fuckin' eyes around continuously for 4 years and that's all you're gonna get...

Love,

Supertzar

P.S.

The Davidians have a hard-on for me like you wouldn't believe.  I just received another tract from them last week, and I still haven't figured out who gave them my name and mailing address.  I haven't had time to read it yet, but maybe if I sober-up and get motivated I will report.  I have to go to work now. 

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I used to rent a room from a fundy couple who lived in a neighborhood saturated with Jehovah's Witnesses. The Man of the household--we'll call him Harold--was a rabid Baptist who loved nothing more than arguing doctrine and warning people that they were on the fast track to hell for disagreeing with him. He always invited the Jee-hoves to come in and sit down so he could yell at them and tell them they were going to hell. The JW organization targeted the address and sent progressively bigger and tougher evangelistic teams to argue with Harold until, one Saturday morning, the King of the Jehovah's Witnesses rolled up in a spectacular chrome-plated van and rang the doorbell. I and Mrs. Harold arrived at the door at the same time. I was wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, having just gotten out of the shower, and Mrs. Harold was dressed in a rather skimpy nightgown. The King of the Jehovah's Witnesses asked if he could speak to Harold. We informed him that Harold was out of town for the weekend. He glared at us and shook his head remonstratively, as if to say, "Poor Harold!", and went away. He thought I was banging Mrs. Harold while the old man was out of town. Meanwhile, Mrs. Harold and I had to exert all our strength to restrain Harold's Rottweiler, a well-trained Baptist attack dog, who was trying to bust through the screen door and beat the King of the Jehovah's Witnesses' ass.

Okay, that's a lame story, but at the time it was funny as hell. (If Harold were here, he would sternly remind us that there is nothing funny about hell.) But as severe and legalistic as Harold was, he loved the Farting Preacher video, and played it over and over and over...

As popular and widely distributed as the Farting Preacher video is, Tilton has to have seen it at least once or twice. I wonder if it gave him pause. I wonder if it occured to him what a silly person he is. Apparently not, since he's still on the air and propagating the same foolishness. If someone produced a Farting Flagrat video, I would probably be shamed into silence and retire from public life. But not Tilton. The man doesn't give a damn about anything except money. What does he care what intelligent people think of him, so long as morons keep sending him money?

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I think this video has already been presented at Walk Away by somebody, but I don't remember who...  sorry...  Anyway, Magginkat, you must be this poor, little old lady:

Mormons vs. Poor, Little Old Lady  Btw, "W" ain't that bad is he?  Don't you like Laura?  If Hillary gets elected, that bitch is just gonna roll her fuckin' eyes around continuously for 4 years and that's all you're gonna get...

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The little old lady caught me by surprise.   I've felt like that several times but I have more fun telling the Jehovah's Witness gang that everything in the Bible can be found in Greek, Norse or other Mythology.

Regarding king george....   If  George Bush is a Christian I am the Virgin Mother.   Just ask my kids.

I don't particularly like anyone in DC at the moment.   The ones that aren't crooks are the world's biggest bunch of cowards.

I used to feel sorry for Laura because I think she is an abused woman.   She may not have bruises or broken bones but she is abused verbally & mentally by Mr. Dimwit himself.   I don't feel sorry for her anymore because she has the means to leave.    Come to think of it someone mentioned recently that she hasn't been seen around the White House in several weeks and the supermarket rags are apparently saying she has left Bush.  If she has bravo for her.  It's about time.

I like Hillary but don't think I want her as president but then I haven't particularlly wanted anyone who has been installed in office since I was old enough to vote.  I guess 4 or 8 years of her eye rolling could not possibly be worse than the clown we now have.

I suspect that we will have to try to choose the lesser of two evils again.

 

 

 

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Reply to: MagginkatI used to rent a room from a fundy couple who lived in a neighborhood saturated with Jehovah's Witnesses. The Man of the household--we'll call him Harold--was a rabid Baptist who loved nothing more than arguing doctrine and warning people that they were on the fast track to hell for disagreeing with him. He always invited the Jee-hoves to come in and sit down so he could yell at them and tell them they were going to hell. The JW organization targeted theaddressand sent progressively bigger and tougher evangelistic teams to argue with Harold until, one Saturday morning, the King of the Jehovah's Witnesses rolled up in a spectacular chrome-plated van and rang the doorbell. I and Mrs. Harold arrived at the door at the same time. I was wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, having just gotten out of the shower, and Mrs. Harold was dres

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LOL...It's still a  funny story.   Bet that left him speechless for the first time in ages.

The farting preacher video is hilarious.  Darn shame that someone can't rig his speakers so that the next time he has a big revival type meeting that this is played as he talks!   Now that would be funny, especially if he could be blocked from hearing what the audience is hearing!

I think I should go check on my little granddaughter instead of plotting to embarrass these phony ministers.  Nothing would embarrass them anyway.   Caught a few minutes of ABC's 20/20 tonight where they were talking about the multi-million $$$ mansions some of these quack preachers have, plus the yachts and private jets.

I never cease to be amazed that people will donate their last dime to these fools.

Have a great weekend.

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The little old lady caught me by surprise. I've felt like that several times but I have more fun telling the Jehovah's Witness gang that everything in the

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"Desperate men," indeed!: 

Mean Gene Sings A New Song

Potheads Everywhere Love This Bitch!!

We Can Laugh If We Want To, Kerney Thomas!

Do It NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! 

This looks like the same damned granny I saw several years ago at Eckerd, who bought 2 fifths of Mogen David because it was on sale, and kept looking over her shoulder at me!

Go Granny, Go!!

Robert Tiltongues Is All Out Of Love

I can't live without that fartknocker:

The Latter Rain

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This looks like the same damned granny I saw several years ago at Eckerd, who bought 2 fifths ofMogen David because it was on sale, and kept looking over her shoulder at me!Go Granny, Go!!

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Yeah...exactly what thought...'go granny go'...!

isn't that precious!...that that ol' folk get to rock their jollies at chruch... I bet she staddles up too....? (the mind boggles)

MeanGene.....that's insane!!!!...... singing a new tune? Man...is that a crippled man! or more so as he ages!

Farts farts....

bugger! sad state of affairs....that one cannot enjoy what one was used to......

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Reply to : SupertzarThis looks like the same damned granny I saw several years ago at Eckerd, who bought 2 fifths ofMogen David because it was on sale, and kept looking over her shoulder at me!Go Granny, Go!!Yeah...exactly what thought...'go granny go'...!isn't that precious!...that that ol' folk get to rock their jollies at chruch...I bet she staddles up too....? (the mind boggles)MeanGene.....that's insane!!!!......singing a new tune? Man...is that a crippled man! or more so as he ages!Farts farts....This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Robert Tilton

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Yeah, Snakey, the real star of that Mean Gene video is the curly-haired guy on the front row, in the blue t-shirt!!  He was in one of Gene's other videos, as I recall.  That guy is totally bonkers.  Even Gene knows that guy is insane, and he basically says so elsewhere, in another video.  He's obviously mentally ill, which is sad, but even sadder still is the fact that Dr. Gene Fuckhead Scott is perfectly willing to take his money!  When are people gonna learn?  That's all they really want...  And it's not just the weirdo preachers either!  Make these asshole, son-of-a-bitchin' leeches get out there and actually work for every fuckin' penny like you do!!  When they're too lazy to paint, and too lazy to profess, the only thing that's left is preachin'!!

Yeah, I think that new, original Tilton video was wiped-out in less than 24 hours, but it was a jewel.  I'm glad I got to see it.  But if you're gonna run with me, you got to be fast--no time for cameras, which makes no sense at all since I am the greatest procrastinator on the planet, but I'm not lazy--wait...yes, I am, but I do not make it my occupation.

Damn you, Turettes Guy, get out of my head with your awful swearing!!

Sheewwwww, hallelujah!!

The Farting Preacher Strikes Back

And it will not stop, it will happen, sayeth the Lord!!

Pastor Gas 1985 (High-Resolution Version)

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Sheewwwww, hallelujah!!The Farting Preacher Strikes BackAnd it will not stop, it will happen, sayeth the Lord!!Pastor Gas 1985 (High-Resolution Version)

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Eggsellent!!!!  !

We see the before & after....greying hair but still the same 'shit for brains'..

Yes....I see what you see....yes..I makes me afraid......I done got me  the Abattoir Blues.. 

"the only thing that's left is preachin'!!"......................yeah because ....  An arshole has no conscious....too lazy!