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(Date Posted:04/15/2007 08:43:29)
Reply to : snakechic
I done got me theAbattoir Blues..
Hellooo, Snakey...
Is that the new & improved Neil Diamond? Heheheh... "Better, stronger, faster"...YEAH!!
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So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:04/15/2007 10:26:45)
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Reply to : snakechicI done got me theAbattoir Blues..Hellooo, Snakey...Is thatthe new & improved Neil Diamond? Heheheh... "Better, stronger, faster"...YEAH!!
havent' you heard of Nick Cave....this song just about makes me wanna slap a few christians. .....Into my arms ..oh lawd! I can't stand Nick.....he's so melodramatic...!!!!! The gothic anti christ .you have when you don't have the 'real' thing! We call that having a 'Clayton's' - remember that beverage?
He also wrote a western...it also was shit!
I posted it....cos I was gettin' into your rave...
When are people gonna learn? That's all they really want... And it's not just the weirdo preachers either! Make these asshole, son-of-a-bitchin' leeches get out there and actually work for every fuckin' penny like you do!!
meaning...yeah...Its depressing!
-------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
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(Date Posted:04/19/2007 23:51:05)
Reply to : Snakechic
Reply to : SuperReply to : snakechicI done got me theAbattoir Blues..Hellooo, Snakey...Is thatthe new & improved Neil Diamond? Heheheh... "Better, stronger, faster"...YEAH!!havent' you heard of Nick Cave....this song just about makes me wanna slap a few christians. .....Into my arms ..oh lawd!I can't stand Nick.....he's so melodramatic...!!!!! The gothic anti christ .you have when you don't have the 'real' thing! We call that having a 'Clayton's' - remember that beverage?He also wrote a western...it also was shit!I posted it....cos I
What the hell are you rambling on about, Snakey? You're pissed again, aren't you?
Anyway... Here--this is just for you, since you like Swedes, and I do too:
What's a "Clayton's?" I remember Carlsberg, but I never drank it. Moosehead used to be good, once upon a time, and so did Foster's... You really are plastered, aren't you? You're not making any sense a'tall!!
-------------------------------------------------------------- Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:04/20/2007 02:25:17)
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What the hell are you rambling on about, Snakey? You're pissed again, aren't you?
Oh Super...you can talk! .............. I stopped trying to make sense years ago.! I sometimes wish I was piluhssed!...
Haha.....that was a big fart!!!!......so cute to be so embarrassed - yep.......I don't know why I laugh so much when someone lets off a fart.! ......dimwitted I think!
Haven't you heard of ...(cuts and pastes) The drink you have when you're not having a drink...?
Claytons is the brand name of a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beverage coloured and packaged to resemble bottled whisky. It was the subject of a major marketing campaign in Australia and New Zealand in the 1980s, promoting it as "the drink you have when you're not having a drink" at a time when alcohol was being targeted as a major factor in the road toll.According to the product label, Claytons was "originally blended and bottled by the Clayton Brothers for the Pure Water Company, Battersea, London, in the 1880s". According to 1980s labelling it was "made from African kola nuts and citrus essences". The product, bottled by Beecham, was taken off the market in New Zealand but continued to be distributed in Australia through Orlando Wines and later Cadbury-Schweppes.
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-------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
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(Date Posted:04/28/2007 21:09:07)
"I think this has been one of the greatest victories of the history of our ministry --and we're almost sorry to say that this is your last chance to order your copy."
-------------------------------------------------------------- Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:06/27/2007 02:48:06)
Reply to : Supertzar
"I think this has been one of the greatest victories ofthe history of our ministry--and we're almost sorry to saythat this is your last chance to order your copy."2000 Time Bomb
I love you...you old thing you....!!! Whereever you are...and whatever you are doing - I hope you giving em' shit! I'll miss you mate...all the good fun here at waff...You've been one of my best mates online..
Here's a tribute to you - who says you need to speak the same lingo...!
xxxxx
-------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
Why didn't Tiltongues get god to heal those bags under his eyes?
-------------------------------------------------------------- Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
-------------------------------------------------------------- Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
-------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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RE:Farting Preacher
(Date Posted:03/14/2008 22:19:52)
For the purest and most devoted connoisseur of THE farting preacher man ol' Teddy "buuurrrr"...pastor Tilton this would seem like an abomination but here she is folks
-------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
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RE:Farting Preacher
(Date Posted:04/07/2008 08:30:36)
If she wasn't so full of the Holy Ghost, I'd like to spank her ass.
(Message edited by Supertzar On 04/07/2008 08:31:39)
-------------------------------------------------------------- Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
that this is your last chance to order your copy."
what happened to the farts!?
