OK so I can sing - sorta - and the boss knows it cos of past kareoke nights (which I miss!)

Now months ago two of my colleagues started going to my boss's church.

Then one day - you guessed it! - she pounced on me!

Are you Muslim now? Oh gee just cos I'm married to one I must have converted! Uh NO! Are you looking for a church? I forget my answer I think I said not really but I forget. 

You should come to my church.  Join the choir, you have a great voice.

Well I said, seeing as I'm the only one not doing an extra job here I will.

I didn't feel that happy about it of course, being an EX Christian and all! But I thought better that than taking on more stuff at work!

Later on she gave me more stuff anyway so I thought stuff the church I'm NOT going.  I'd be lying with every song I sang anyway!

PLUS I gave up ENOUGH of my weekends to church!

Well anyway, a few months later my colleague told me she and our other colleague who had been singing in the choir at boss' church were told if they wanted to keep singing there they had to join the church!!!!

I wonder if the boss knew this all along?

They DID "join the church" but one of them rarely goes now and the other one was told by the boss later on "Let's try and do better this year with church attendance" and that colleague was cheesed off cause as she says that's HER time it's HER business whether to go or not!

ANYhoo, as hard as these extra things at work have been (over soon hopefully!) at least I didn't get sucked into THAT trap!! PHEW! And WHAT a CON job!