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snakechic	\| Move to Bottom Author
Rank:none Status: Score: 0 Posts: 3489 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:07/08/2006 10:38:19) Google god does not lie!1,490,000 hits for crazy mormon157,000 hits for crazy seven day adventistHow does this add up?Lets battle it out folks... show us yer crazy 'inner' side!reflect..... -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

snakechic	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 1#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:3489 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:07/08/2006 10:57:28) deleted on the grounds that it may incriminate me. second thoughts....there are always the scientologist.... -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

Supertzar	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 2#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:427 From: USA Registered: 08/01/2005 Time spent: 4494 hours	(Date Posted:07/09/2006 00:32:10) Q: What do David Koresh, Little Richard, William S. Sadler (Urantia founder), Malcolm X, Lee Boyd Malvo (D.C. Sniper), Robert Lee Yates, Jr. (The Spokane Serial Killer), Dayton Leroy Rogers (The Molalla Forest Killer), Paul Harvey, and Shirley Mason (The real-life "Sybil") have in common? A: They all were/are SDA's. Scientology has Thomas Cruise Mapother IV (a.k.a. Tom Cruise), John Travolta, and Chef. Those people aren't crazee--they're just plain stoopid---except maybe Cruise, but he's too short to even matter. And the Morons have, uhhhhhhh, Donny & Marie Osmond? Big deal... And now,,,,,you know,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rrrest of the story. Good day! By the way, Sammy Davis Jr. became an official member of the Church Of Satan on April 13, 1973, but later converted to Judaism. Can y'all fuckin' believe that?!! http://xenuhubbard.ytmnd.com/ -------------------------------------------------------------- I know Satan. He's a miserable sub-human piece of shit control-freak without a life who reads all of my posts here.

Shadowself	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 3#
Status: From: Registered: 01/16/2004 Time spent: 1773 hours	(Date Posted:07/09/2006 02:07:48) Reply to : snakechic Google god does not lie!1,490,000 hits for crazy mormon157,000 hits for crazy seven day adventistHow does this add up?Lets battle it out folks... show us yer crazy 'inner' side!reflect..... I think the Mormon church has more members than the Adventists, so that may be why there are more crazy Mormons than Adventists. Or maybe the Adventists payed Google off? -------------------------------------------------------------- A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell

Shadowself	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 4#
Status: From: Registered: 01/16/2004 Time spent: 1773 hours	(Date Posted:07/09/2006 02:30:05) Speaking of crazy Adventists... Prior to her visit to the Dansville Institution in 1864, Ellen White had shown little interest in the "reform dress." In fact, a couple of years earlier she had told the sisters in the church that God was not interested in the reform dress either: God would not have his people adopt the so-called reform dress.⁵ However, when Mrs. White visited the Dansville clinic she began to see value in the reform dress. Assisting Dr. Jackson at the water cure was his adopted daughter, Dr. Harriet Austin, a fellow hydropathist, who advocated women's dress reform. She was the inventor of the "American Costume", which dispensed with unwieldy floor-length dresses in favor of a mid-length skirt worn over trousers (see picture of Dr. Austin on right). Mrs. White was sold on the concept of the reform dress, and quickly penned out a testimony indicating God had suddenly changed His mind on the subject: God would now have his people adopt the Reform Dress...⁶ http://ellenwhite.org/refute9.htm Dress Reform Ha! The fundy Church of God I went to as a kid forbade women to wear pants ("Thou shalt not wear what pertaineth to a man" or some such nonsense). Women in the church who were "truely saved" and "faithful believers" conformed to this direction, but in the winter for warmth would wear pants under their knee-length dresses. I wonder if "dress reform" had anything to do with that? Do Mormons have crazy dress codes? Oh yeah, holy underwear.... -------------------------------------------------------------- A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell

Voltaire	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 5#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:1490 From: Registered: 07/08/2001 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:07/09/2006 02:48:21) Why stand ye mocking gods peculiar people who are gods appointed messangers for these last days? I had no idea I used to be in ideological company with such distinguished people as Supertzar listed. It is my understanding that he missed one: Fidel Castro. -------------------------------------------------------------- Zombies, Unicorns, Devils, Sea Monsters, Satyrs, Dragons, Six Winged Angels, Gods, Demons, Witches, Astrologers, A walking & talking snake, Magical fruit, Talking donkeys, human headed six-winged beasts, Ghosts. All that stuff is in the Bible and yet they tell me it"s not mythology?

LostSomething	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 6#
Status: From: Registered: 05/02/2006 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:07/09/2006 09:41:46) Mormons win.. Hands down... -------------------------------------------------------------- What you don"t know may not hurt you, but what you learn about what you don"t know will liberate you.

snakechic	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 7#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:3489 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:07/09/2006 09:54:40) Reply to : Shadowself I think the Mormon church has more members than the Adventists, so that may be why there are more crazy Mormons than Adventists. Or maybe the Adventists payed Google off? Wash yer mauf....adventist corupt! Well.....on the 'depraved' stakes the number's pan out giving slightly better odds to the SDAists Depraved Mormons 53,800 Depraved SDAist... 13,900 That means that mormons are only about 3 1/2 times more depraved but 9 1/2 more crazy. Mormons win.. Hands down... the race isn't over yet Lost Something... -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

snakechic	\| Move to Top 8#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:3489 From: Registered: 11/02/2004 Time spent: 1846 hours	(Date Posted:07/09/2006 10:48:22) According to Fritz Springmeier - ( orginally a Jehovah Witness born in Kansas (are you surprised?)) EXPERT CHRISTIAN on Satanic mind control, researcher, certified graphanalysist, christian counsellor, author, expert DEPROGRAMMER, white suprmacist, your brother in christ and evangelist. as seen here on this clip from The Thirteen Bloodlines Of The Illuminati, Fritz Springmeier explains the illuminati power structure and then talks about how they created the mormon church and the seventh day adventists! ..................................... Fancy that folks!!! Also ...he is of course an expert on Walco as explained in this here photo are they SDAist? who knows? Prolly? but we have to delinate them from the 'new reformed' SDAist's....haha but they do seem like a friendly bunch don't they? You'll notice the t-shirt the lady is wearing. ..... speaking of Jehovah Witness...... Wacko Jacko and his family seem like a good advertisement...for crazy mixed up love? According to...."Fritz Springmeier: of New WOrld Order.... (source) "Everybody has probably heard of Jehovah's Witnesses (thanks to Wacko Jacko)...and how they would go out and knock on people's doors. I was the opposite. I was a Christian missionary to bring Jehovah's Witnesses to Christ and I was getting tired of working with these little Jehovah's Witnesses on the street, and I was praying to God to be given the power to decapitate the authoritarian organization that is over these Jehovah's Witnesses. At that point, I got my prayer answered. I got this confidential information that the heads of the Watchtower Society were collaborating with the heads of the Latter Day Saints church. That information totally changed my life. I had bumped into the Illuminati and their mind control, and I am not to single out the Watchtower Society and the Mormon church because I found out that their infiltration and control is pretty well right across the whole spectrum. Your Christian organizations in general have been infiltrated and controlled from behind the scenes" so Fritzy is a BIG Jehovah's Witness! The plot thickens... are they all 'in bed' together?.Not that I'm about to spread rumor's stifes laughter Ho HUm..........moving right along... Speaking of crazy Seven Day Adventists.......thats me riding home from church when I was a 'goer'....click...but careful...its CRAZY btw.....I read that Russel Crowe was a former SDAist but who knows? and if you get to the very end of that first clip - then you are truelly crazy! Meh.....I watch this one as well....The Final Events Part 5 don't the SDAist make smooth flicks. I didn't know that according the to SDAists, the saved or the redeemed (using the lingo) will participate in judgement........Now if that doesn't make SDAist so terribly up themselves I don't know what does? Btw..'up themselves' means proud, high and mighty and definately not humble. Finally......don't cha love the SDAist...stylish art? yeah...me too.. so ....umm....progressive. WTF is Ed White ? Phew......! -------------------------------------------------------------- In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation. -- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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