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(Date Posted:04/16/2007 7:04 PM)
That poor goat. Does anyone realize that the goat is traumatized by some weirdo using it in that manner?
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"I"m not a witch, but I wish I was. If I live I"d be a witch now after what they have done. I"ll burn their crops and kill their animals. I"ll stir up such storms. I"ll scatter their ships across the world. If I could meet with the devil right now, I would give him anything for power, for he is the only way to power for women in this world. I shouldn"t have been afraid of Ellen, I should have learnt. Oh, if I only had magic, I"d make them feel it."
Caryl Churchill, "Vinegar Tom"
"It might be the greatest thing ever invented, but if it"s invented, then it"s not worth dying for."
Taj Bachmann, former missionary
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(Date Posted:04/17/2007 1:08 AM)
Obviously he didn't read his bible correctly.....lot of that goat fucking going around in the Biblical land....jaysus probably 'loved' his donkey too...? Gawd knows how they 'do' a camel?
that's where this story comes from doesn't it....? Bibleland ...interesting to note that. That the 'christian' root...home land...or whatever you want to call it encompasses 'goat fucking'....
back to the bible..... the laws were made for a reason......! Goat protection or what......not good for the gene pool?......makes the goat meat taste nasty? Bottom line....its cultural diversity in action....
I think a lot of what us white' folk do would also make people in those places piss themselves laughing....or at least repelled. Did you know that men in prison (farm prison)- here in the WEst...in Australia....commonly use sucking calves to get off sexually.
Yes...I don't know..marrige is nice! sounds like true tove....why not pay a few bucks to the first owner.....everyone is happy!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
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(Date Posted:04/19/2007 12:00 AM)
He's probably better off with a goat as a wife anyway. I mean, a goat doesn't even know what a credit card is. A goat doesn't have violent mood swings continually. A goat doesn't watch Oprah, Greta Van Susteren, and Nancy Grace. A goat won't drink all your beer. A goat won't complain if you like to play heavy metal at 3 o'clock in the morning. You never have to ask a goat to get off the computer so you can use it. A goat can drive the car without wrecking it. A goat--oh, I could go on and on... 
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(Date Posted:04/19/2007 4:41 AM)
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
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Supertzar
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(Date Posted:04/19/2007 4:49 PM)
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The Cuteness
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(Date Posted:04/19/2007 5:08 PM)
Reply to : Supertzar
He's probably better off with a goat as a wife anyway. I mean, a goat doesn't even know what a credit cardis.A goat doesn't have violent mood swings continually. A goat doesn't watch Oprah, GretaVan Susteren, andNancy Grace.A goat won't drink all your beer. A goat won't complain if you like to play heavy metal at 3 o'clock in the morning. You never have to ask a goat to get off the computer so you can use it. A goat can drive the car without wrecking it. A goat--oh, I could go on and on...
A goat won't laugh at your jokes. A goat won't tell you you're still cute even though you've got a little belly and a wee bald patch. A goat won't cook. A goat won't bring you hot soup when you're all snuffly and ill with the flu. A goat won't make the house smell nice or tell your mother that you are out when you don't want to be bothered. There ain't no goat can replace me   I'm well worth the money, the beer and the bandwidth!
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(Date Posted:04/19/2007 7:08 PM)
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A goat won't laugh at your jokes. A goat won't tell you you're still cute even though you've got a little belly and a wee bald patch. A goat won't cook. A goat won't bring you hot soup when you're all snuffly and ill with the flu. A goat won't make the hous
Dyna-Wow!! This would make such a great Broadway musical! My mind is exploding with thoughts! I had an idea for a musical based on the crazed astronut space-girl who put on her diapers and drove non-stop from Houston, TX, I think it was, to somewhere in Florida with one, and only one, thought in mind: "I'm gonna get that bitch!"
How 'bout this: Astronaut meets goat. Astronaut falls in love with goat. Astronaut marries goat. Astronaut meets crazy astronut space-girl. Astronaut falls in love with crazy astronut space-girl. Astronaut cheats on goat. Crazy astronut space-girl finds out about goat. Crazy astronut space-girl decides: "I'm gonna get that bitch!" Crazy astronut space-girl murders goat. Astronaut and crazy astronut space-girl eat goat. Astronaut and crazy astronut space-girl get married. They live happily ever after for 7 years, and then all Hell breaks loose!!... I'm thinkin' of "The Naggers" on Hee-Haw. And, well--the ending is not pretty, but I think it would really draw a crowd!  
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(Date Posted:04/20/2007 2:07 AM)
Dot................
& what every woman needs.....'a good wife'! .........one with Dyna power to meet my every whim!
but yeah...buttfucking a small wee animal would cause damage to the poor animal.
The news reporter said the goat was 'not in heat'......which is not exactly the same as being impregnated? What would I know..?
I would definitely not eat a goat!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:05/24/2007 2:21 AM)
*shrugs*
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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