Things to Have Your Kids Ask the Sunday School Teacher

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Ladyhawk	\| Move to Bottom Author
Status: From: Registered: 08/11/2001 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:04/03/2003 16:34:31) Did Jesus have wet dreams? -------------------------------------------------------------- Some love is just a lie of the heart The cold remains of what began with a passionate start And they may not want it to end But it will it's just a question of when I've lived long enough to have learned The closer you get to the fire the more you get burned It's hard when you're always afraid You just recover when another belief is betrayed So break my heart if you must It's a matter of trust

glitterbits333	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 1#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:81 From: Registered: 07/26/2002 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:04/03/2003 17:51:25) LH: I thought I was the only person to ever consider that one! Tee-hee. I've been trying to catch you on AOL instant messenger for a while....I'd love to chat if you ever want to. I wish I had some good additions to this list, alas, my clever juices aren't flowing this early. -------------------------------------------------------------- And when they say take of his body I think I'll take from mine instead

Denizen	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 2#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:18 From: Registered: 01/20/2003 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:04/03/2003 23:06:42) 2. Does Jesus love Satan? 3.Whose the Whore of Babyon? Is she Jesus' girlfriend? I mean doesen't he wrestle with her in a bed? 4.What are those four weird creatures around the throne in heaven and why are they singing that dumb song anyway?

Ladyhawk	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 3#
Status: From: Registered: 08/11/2001 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:04/04/2003 04:56:56) 5. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? 6. Did Adam and Eve's children have to marry each other? 7. If the whole earth was flooded during the time of Noah, where did the water come from and where did it go when it "receded from the earth"? -------------------------------------------------------------- Some love is just a lie of the heart The cold remains of what began with a passionate start And they may not want it to end But it will it's just a question of when I've lived long enough to have learned The closer you get to the fire the more you get burned It's hard when you're always afraid You just recover when another belief is betrayed So break my heart if you must It's a matter of trust

Ladyhawk	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 4#
Status: From: Registered: 08/11/2001 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:04/05/2003 06:14:52) 8. If hell is a place where God doesn't exist, how can he be omnipresent. 9. If God is omnipotent, why doesn't he stop suffering right now? -------------------------------------------------------------- Some love is just a lie of the heart The cold remains of what began with a passionate start And they may not want it to end But it will it's just a question of when I've lived long enough to have learned The closer you get to the fire the more you get burned It's hard when you're always afraid You just recover when another belief is betrayed So break my heart if you must It's a matter of trust

JunblaA	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 5#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:294 From: Registered: 04/14/2002 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:04/05/2003 08:15:26) Did Jesus poop? Was Jesus of European descent?

Sunshine36616	\| Move to Top 6#
Status: From: Registered: 01/10/2003 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:04/07/2003 17:18:00) Can God do anything? Of course the answer will be yes. Next question "can he make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift" -------------------------------------------------------------- Sunshine36616 Doyle from the movie "Sling Blade" on the bible: Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and lo and behold someone sayeth some shit to someone else--just how retarded are you?
	Welcome to The Collection of Flashlights!Wolf-eyes ,your eyes break the darkness!

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