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John_Galt	\| Move to Bottom Author
Rank:none Status: Score: 0 Posts: 508 From: Registered: 03/14/2002 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:03/16/2003 23:33:30) He had only one major publication.It was in Hebrew.It had no references.It wasn't published in a refereed journal.Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.Some say he had his own son teach the class.He expelled his first two students for learning.Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop. -------------------------------------------------------------- Il n'y a que deux puissances au monde, le sabre et l'esprit: à la longue, le sabre est toujours vaincu par l'esprit - Napoléon Ier

katseye	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 1#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:159 From: Registered: 10/04/2002 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:03/17/2003 00:26:29) Reply to : John_Galt He expelled his first two students for learning. LOL. heheheh I love it. Thanks for the post. kat

Voltaire	\| Move to Top 2#
Rank:none Status: Score:0 Posts:1490 From: Registered: 07/08/2001 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:03/17/2003 05:53:12) Great post! I can think of another: Doesn't he grade rather tough? One student fails the first exam, and because of this he flunks almost other student in every other class. -------------------------------------------------------------- Zombies, Unicorns, Devils, Sea Monsters, Satyrs, Dragons, Six Winged Angels, Gods, Demons, Witches, Astrologers, A walking & talking snake, Magical fruit, Talking donkeys, human headed six-winged beasts, Ghosts. All that stuff is in the Bible and yet they tell me it"s not mythology?
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