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(Date Posted:10/28/2007 1:24 AM)
Am I going to HELL..for posting this?Tis a fun site...clickherefor more fun jesus clips. But first.. how about this ?Justask Jesus for something and twist the crown of thorns on his head. The pain will force him to answer your prayer with one of 100 random phrases.This Holy Jesus head, which stands 8" tall, with hand painted thorn blood (no two drips are alike), can be yours for a little less effort than one Our Father, three Hail Marys and two shakes of an altar boy's winkie.Our Lord comes with a 26 page instruction booklet, a coupon for a dinner for two for you and God at the Holy Lamb and Steak House in Heaven and a "Freedom from Hell" certificate."ABC News Coverage"MYSPACE CRUCIFIES JESUS! CLICK HERE FOR MORETHE SUBMISSIVE JESUS CALLED "THE MOST OFFENSIVE TOY EVER INVENTED" byThe Cleveland Scene. Read all about it.WeShow TV Daily Review (a British TV Show) calls Submissive Jesus Ad #4 oneof the "coolest online videos" Praise Allah!Copyright ?2006Pirromount PicturesAll rights reservedhttp://www.pirromount.com/jesus/press.htmlSnakey scores again!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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