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The Cuteness
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(Date Posted:05/14/2007 10:40:13)
I want to try! What a fun idea. Give me a bit of time - I know just the song I want to rewrite...
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Marquis de Sade (Quills): Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsy, so weak? For shame.
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The Cuteness
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(Date Posted:05/14/2007 12:36:24)
There is a day - by phatfish - rewritten
There is a day that all atheists are waiting for
A day of freedom and liberation for the earth.
And on that day, bible god will come to meet his end
And when this happens, we will be forever changed
The bubble bursts and the living dead will be revived
Rejoin their race, never to defect again
Once only sheep, now individuals, thinking clear
Love and tolerance has claimed the final victory.
We will see god doesn't care
and decide we won't be like him
for we will see him as he is, oh yeah!
Then his hurt and pain will cease,
and we'll turn our backs forever
in peace and beauty we will live
oh yeah, oh yeah!
So ask yourself, what the bible really means
Words have caused so much pain and misery
Though progress is slow, it's surely steady.
And we're achieving our future freedom.
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Marquis de Sade (Quills): Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsy, so weak? For shame.
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Jezebel Rising
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(Date Posted:05/17/2007 00:10:38)
This song is just begging to be rewritten. "Our God is an Awesome God" has a rousing beat, but it needs to be realigned with reality.
"Your God is an Imagniary God"
There was once a Great Goddess
who presided over the universe so benignly
Your God's an imaginary God
Then Christianty and Islam brought Venus,
Isis,and Oshun to their knees
Your God's an imaginary God
They were supplanted by a scornful, irascible male diety
Who viewed women with such hosility
If it wasn't for the Council of Nicea,
there would be no Trinity
He was just a weopan of the Roman despot Constatine
Your God's an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God
He reigns only in the minds
of tyrants who mold him to their wills
Your God's an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God
He reigns only in the minds
of tyrants who mold him to their wills
Your God is an imaginary God
They demonize Darwin, feminists
and Sigmund Frued
Yet the Vatican and Mecca
wade in blood
Your God's an imaginary God
If their claims were true,
Why does this God need us to do 'his work'?
Your God's an imaginary God
Please take heed of Madalyn Murphy O'Hair
We don't need to live in fear
Of a vengeful, merciless bully
Who dangles salvation over our head
Just to snatch the bait away
I no longer cower, for I have realized
Your God is just an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God
He reigns only in the minds
of tyrants who mold him to their wills
Your God's an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God
He reigns only in the minds
of tyrants who mold him to their wills
Your God is an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God
He reigns only in the minds
of tyrants who mold him to their wills
Your God's an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God
He reigns only in the minds
of tyrants who mold him to their wills
Your God is an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God (Your God is an Imagianry God)
He reigns only in the minds(He reigns only in the minds)
of tyrants who mold him to their wills(of tyrants who mold him to their wills)
Your God is an imaginary God
Your God is an Imaginary God
I can finally say, your God is an Imaginary God
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"I"m not a witch, but I wish I was. If I live I"d be a witch now after what they have done. I"ll burn their crops and kill their animals. I"ll stir up such storms. I"ll scatter their ships across the world. If I could meet with the devil right now, I would give him anything for power, for he is the only way to power for women in this world. I shouldn"t have been afraid of Ellen, I should have learnt. Oh, if I only had magic, I"d make them feel it."
Caryl Churchill, "Vinegar Tom"
"It might be the greatest thing ever invented, but if it"s invented, then it"s not worth dying for."
Taj Bachmann, former missionary
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Voltaire
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(Date Posted:05/17/2007 04:48:14)
Here's my version of "O Holy Night":
Oh Holy Shit, the toilet's gently flushing,
It was the night of the birth of a turd.
Long lay the turd in my turgid colon stinking,
Til it appeared at my ass one night.
A thrill of relief, my weary soul rejoices,
For yonder breaks a loud and glorious fart.
Fall on your knees, Oh, hear the angel voices!
Oh poop divine, Oh night the turd was born;
Oh poop divine, Oh poop, Oh turd divine.
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Zombies, Unicorns, Devils, Sea Monsters, Satyrs, Dragons, Six Winged Angels, Gods, Demons, Witches, Astrologers, A walking & talking snake, Magical fruit, Talking donkeys, human headed six-winged beasts, Ghosts. All that stuff is in the Bible and yet they tell me it"s not mythology?
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Cyranothe2nd
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(Date Posted:05/17/2007 06:54:40)
*snort* Volt, I'll be sending you a bill for a new computer screen! You just made me harf tea all over this one!!!
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The Cuteness
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(Date Posted:05/17/2007 10:20:50)
Reply to : Voltaire
Ha ha ha ha!!!! That's superb Volt. I'll be singing that song all day now... 
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Marquis de Sade (Quills): Are your convictions so fragile they cannot stand in opposition to mine? Is your god so flimsy, so weak? For shame.
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Voltaire
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(Date Posted:05/18/2007 04:31:00)
I've taken to singing the first 2 lines in the shower in the morning. I hadn't really finished anymore until I saw this thread. Now I can start singing the rest!
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Zombies, Unicorns, Devils, Sea Monsters, Satyrs, Dragons, Six Winged Angels, Gods, Demons, Witches, Astrologers, A walking & talking snake, Magical fruit, Talking donkeys, human headed six-winged beasts, Ghosts. All that stuff is in the Bible and yet they tell me it"s not mythology?
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(Date Posted:05/18/2007 21:42:03)
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I know Satan. He's a miserable sub-human piece of shit control-freak without a life who reads all of my posts here.
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Go shout it on the (wet) mountain!! 
