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paginity2
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(Date Posted:04/01/2003 01:56:19)
One time, I harvested this exceptionally large frog.?When I cleaned it, I noticed how big its stomach/intestinal tract was.....uh....you know....big enough to possibly accomodate a male penis.?Well, I?leaned the frog innards and took them to my upstairs bathroom, locked the door, and had a go at it.?It didn't live up to its potential.?Matter of fact, it soon bursted open and spewed forth my frog-tainted member.?But I guess that still isn't as bad as the time I tried to penetrate my dad's German Shepherd.?I was around 15.?I could get the head in, but never anything beyond that.?Disappointing at the time, but I quickly moved on to other forms of perversion.?Too bad though....my finger told me it was so warm and tight in there.
Ted, you sick FUCK you! ROTFLMA! Glad I read this thread.
My first bf confessed something of the kind to me as part of his joining me in fundy bliss. Still get queasy thinking of it and I won't say what it was, just that the dog had a good time. 
I too love BTVS and almost all the Anita Blake novels.
Not only do I have the plans for building my own spaceship but when I figure out the math, I AM BLOWING THIS POPSICLE STAND.
I have a contingency plan to evolve into pure energy if the ship doesn't work.
I'm debating becoming a pro domme because I minored in decadent literature in college.
I make tofu icecream - green tea with dried plum anyone?
I'm still a jamaican citizen, mostly 'cos everytime I think, Yeah! America!Wooo! a conservative is elected to run the country.
I'm debating moving to the UK or NZ.
I LOVE comic books and anime and Chuck Jones. My first crush was a cartoon character.
I cried when Mel Blanc died.
And Jim Henson.
I love barbecue anything despite being mostly vegetarian.
I despise cool poor rich kid movies. Sat through "Igby goes down",  was apeshit snide through it all. I had poor drug addicted rich kid friends. They were better than that crap.
I secretly wanna be a size 2 blonde for 1 year.
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Fermez ta bouche et mangez tes fritures de liberté.
"Unless we each conform,
Unless we obey orders,
Unless we follow our leaders blindly;
There is no possible way we can remain free."
Major Frank Burns
"People are like glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within."
-Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
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nologoboy
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(Date Posted:04/01/2003 02:20:59)
Reply to : paginity2
I'm debating moving to the UK or NZ.
let me know if you decide to head to NZ. i am only here for the year but i would enjoy having a peep at the blueprints for your spaceship. we could also have a discussion about oligarchal regimes and the rise of a new, global fascist state. and yes, we could even mull over the possibilities of a reptillian conspiracy played out through the elitist secret societies of the world. maybe, just maybe, we could convince them to let us hitch a ride in one of their spaceship back to the darkside of oblivian? 
.....or we could just marvel mindlessly at how many objects, living and inanimate, that Ted managed to have sexual relations with........
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"In the end we will conserve only what we love; we will love only what we understand; and we will understand only what we have been taught." -Baba Dioum
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RavenSilverheart
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(Date Posted:04/01/2003 04:33:30)
Hmm, I might have to come visit you guys, Paginity and Nologo. I've always wanted to be a teleporter...you know, be able to magically teleport myself anywhere I wanted by turning myself into energy? I bet Paginity and I could work out something like that having to do with her evolution into the pure energy state.
Oh, did I cry when Mel Blanc died...and I have a crush on three separate cartoon characters now. It's sad, really. Between Spike from Bebop, Kenshin, and Dunpeel from Vampire Hunter D... Mmm, baby. Can I turn myself into a cartoon?
Does anyone else want to help me set up the first moon colony?
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"There are three topics which are taboo as far as Americans are concerned...[and one is] the total atheist who lives a happy and useful life and dies in his sleep at the age of 106."
- Vladimir Nabokov, introduction to Lolita
"Perhaps we should focus on the positive aspect of video games. For example, children can pick up real world experience in the event that the earth is taken over by monsters and the only thing that can save humanity is magical swords, rocks, and...playing cards."
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Drummond
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(Date Posted:04/01/2003 12:19:02)
I was an avid comic book collector as a kid, and sometimes still buy and read them, except that now I call them "graphic literature."
My first crush was Diana Riggs as Emma Peele.
With the exception of my time in college, I have never gone more than a year without owning at least one cat. I may even be allergic to them, but I can't see my life without them.
My journey into fundamentalism may have been partly the result of an acid trip. I took it twice before having the sense to avoid that one.
Although I like to think I have a sophisticated palate in terms of gourmet food, one of my favorite pleasures is a good, juicy, Friday night cheeseburger with a tall stiff beer. When I was single, it was a weekly ritual, right after I got off work.
I don't drink much, so when I do I'm a lightweight.
When I was single and a woman asked me out I was so flattered and didn't want to hurt her feelings, I could never say no. Even if I wasn't attracted to her. Never. Couldn't even try to drum up an excuse. Guess I loved that attention when it came.
Before I went to law school, I wanted to be a high school history teacher. I was living in Washington State at the time, and the credential requirements were getting ridiculous to the point that they were talking about a Master's Degree requirement. I said, "fuck it. If I'm going to have to pay for so much school, I want a job that will allow me to make enough money to pay off the loans." I did very well on the LSAT and decided to go to law school. 9 years after completing law school, I'm still paying off debt.
Despite my pro-union background, I was so desperate for employment once that I seriously considered crossing a picket line to scab at a fiber glass factory. Actually drove there, but couldn't bring myself to actually do it.
I'm actually starting to enjoy that program where the neighbors decorate each others' homes and pretend to like them at the end of the show.
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Student to Harvey Pekar: "It"s hard enough trying to convince people that socialism is a good thing without basing your argument on some abstract theory of human nature. Plato tried and failed. Fourier tried and failed. Marx tried and failed. Sartre tried and failed."
Harvey Pekar: "Well maybe I c"n learn from their mistakes."
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Sunshine36616
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(Date Posted:04/01/2003 17:55:23)
I collect Beanie Babies (only the bears) and like hard core rap music. 
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Doyle from the movie "Sling Blade" on the bible: Well I can't understand none of it. This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and lo and behold someone sayeth some shit to someone else--just how retarded are you?
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bannerman
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(Date Posted:04/01/2003 22:17:45)
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My journey into fundamentalism may have been partly the result of an acid trip.
Now there's an anti drug message!
Doing acid only leads to doing harder and harder religions!
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"We must respect the other fellow"s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." -- H.L. Mencken
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rhiana
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(Date Posted:04/02/2003 11:22:41)
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I'm actually starting to enjoy that program where the neighbors decorate each others' homes and pretend to like them at the end of the show.
Is that "Changing Rooms"? *Shudders at memories of Carol Smiley* If it is it's another one of our exports, sorry world but at least you don't get Carol or Lawrence or and of the others.
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Dok
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(Date Posted:04/02/2003 14:42:19)
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Every time you lay off an American worker you also lay off an American consumer.
When you export jobs you also export the ability to pay for goods manufactured for the American market.
Let's not vote for Bush again this year.
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Cyranothe2nd
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(Date Posted:04/03/2003 01:39:51)
I have always fantasies aobut going back in time to England and pretending I'm a soothsayer and telling Henry the Eighth all about his wives and stuff. This fantasy always ends with me being burned at the stake though...
I love canned chili. Not the Stagg stuff either, but good ol' Nalley's, cold outta the can. YUM!
I talk to my car. And no, she doesn't answer back. But I swear she drives better if I say, "Now Lillith, be a good girl." Before I turn the ignition.
I have never been able to cum through masturbating. I actually need penetration. That was, until I entered the beautiful world of vibrators a few weeks ago and now...well, let's just say I haven't walked right in weeks!
I sometimes watch Star Trek late at night and make jokes that only other Trekkies would get.
I have fantasies about Nightcrawler from X-Men. REOW!
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EdgyLoner
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(Date Posted:04/03/2003 03:18:25)
Let's see...
If I wear colored socks, my feet stink.
I have a fondness for french fries dipped in vanilla milkshakes.
I once had sex with a girl and had to fantasize about her bestfriend the entire time just so I could keep it up.
When I was in practice, I could hit a target the size of a softball with a pistol at a hundred yards.
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of my father's last words: 'Don't son! That gun is loaded!'..."
- Lance Henriksen in Stone Cold.
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