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(Date Posted:10/26/2005 05:21:38)

For a start I like to create my own space and not tackonto just any OLD thread.............I'm pretty damn choosy....and I like it fresh and clean. and not smothered in perfumes.And one my desires is to keep the person waiting...while we flirt and get the sexual tension going.................Then I'll leave their presence for whatever time we haveand then return so we can pretend to chat about something else while being aware of each other's subtle changes and signals.I'll tell you more lateroh yeah i like to say what I want and when

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:10/26/2005 05:21:39)

For a start I like to create my own space and not  tack  onto just any OLD thread.............I'm pretty damn choosy....and I like it fresh and clean. and not smothered in perfumes.

And one my desires is to keep the person waiting...while we flirt and get the sexual tension going. ................Then I'll leave their presence for  whatever time we have and then return  so we can pretend to chat about something else while being aware of each other's subtle changes and signals.

I'll tell you more later

oh yeah i like to say what I want and when

 

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:10/29/2005 04:21:06)

I didn't think a new thread would take off ...that's how come I didn't write anything too personal......I'm not stupid ya know 

However I have a great desire to 'fig'  off the United States President.. Mr George W. XXXX. I can't say that word either....it turns me on too much.

Anyone like to be gingered?

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:10/29/2005 16:07:54)

Reply to : snakechic

Anyone like to be gingered?
????????????  (Shadowself shows her ignorance)

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(Date Posted:10/30/2005 00:18:42)

Reply to : Shadowself

Reply to : snakechicAnyone like to be gingered????????????? (Shadowself shows her ignorance)

 

Second thoughts .....Mr. Bush would probably enjoy it...

 

Don't go there if you are easily offended  (and of course its not work friendly - silly)this is a real live fetish not a preference or a fantasy.

http://www.figging.com/

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:10/30/2005 17:36:13)

I don't know if you'd call it a fantasy....but I would like to be with two or three women...and do lots of p2a and a2m action.  For those of you who don't know (or don't care) there's a subgenre of that kinda porn out there...it kinda grew on me...put the fantasy into my mind.  I first watched it and I was like "What the hell...thats kinda disgusting and undignifying!"  But then it grew on me, and I thought "Man, that would be fucking GREAT to do...I'm so jealous...all those female holes and only ONE GUY."  So anyway....I would at least like to do it one time...do it with some girls who have done it on film before, pay them, wherever it would be legal, girls who would know how to do it right.  Maybe after that, I could go on about my way...and always look back with fondness on my experience of wild a2m action. There's alot of beautiful, kinky, and willing 20 yr. olds in Prague, Czech Republic...they know how to worship the cock, thats for sure...thats where alot of that 3-way a2m porn is shot...most of the girls have thick accents...or don't know English very well.  Oh well.

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(Date Posted:10/31/2005 06:23:43)

Anonymous shares his story:

I let her because as you can imagine, the sex afterward was unbelievable! She had gone out with him once before we were married and you could tell they both wanted to fuck so when we got to talking about it she said she wanted him. He was, and is now, a good friend of mine. We even hunt in the same club.

We would invite him and few others over and get to drinking and maybe watch a little dirty movie, but it took a couple of visits for them to hit it off. I was drunk off my ass and left them in the living room while I went to bed. I knew what would happen, but i went to bed anyway. Drunk as I was, I still stayed awake and listened as much as i could and even masturbated when I could hear them getting into some heavy petting. Then I heard the coach creaking and sounded like foot steps on the floor and then the bean bags being moved around. As I found out later, that is where they fucked at. She was using a technique we used where she would use the bean bag to get her hips up and open her pussy for better access.

It didn't last too long though because within about thirty minutes I heard him leave and she came to bed. I acted asleep and let her wake me up and she started grabbing me and my dick, which was hard to hide! She wispered in my ear that she had just fucked our friend and wanted more. I bet we fucked as hard as we ever had and for God only knows how long! She was so into it all moaning a groaning and begging me to fuck her harder. Her pussy was so wet that it was like swimming in an olympic pool, (she is normaly very tight around me). We both came really hard and didn't talk much more about it that night.

I had to go to work the next morning and as the fog of the events and alcohol wore off I began to think about what had happened and had a sense of regret, but then again a sense of excitment and taboo that was so erotic. I wanted to tell someone, but that is not just something you walk up to someone in the Bible Belt and blurt out "Hey, I let my wife fuck my best friend last night and my dick is still hard!"

 

Power of words.....by an anonymous couple

She waited by the phone. Within five minutes, the call came.

"Where do you want my tongue? In your pussy....or in your ass?"

Wow. A man who doesn't mince words when given the chance. She liked that, and played right along.

"Can I have it both places?"

"You can have anything you want."

"I'd like a big cock inside me too."

"Well, before I give you this big cock of mine, I'm going to have to taste that pussy. Open your legs for me baby. My face is coming down, down, onto those sweet, pink pussy lips."

She spread her legs as he spoke. She could already feel herself totally relaxing in to the fantasy. She was already wet.

"Now that you are nice and open, let me pull apart those pink pussy lips and look at that juicy pussy. My tongue is tasting you. Is it nice and wet? Yes, it is isn't it? As juicy as it can be."

She slipped her finger inside her panties, and rubbed around the rim of her juicy opening, wetting her fingers. She slipped a finger inside herself, and began to masturbate.

"My tongue is working it's way to your pussy. I'm gonna fuck it with my tongue. I'm at the rim, licking the juice out of it. Now I'm pressing inside deeper. My tongue is all the way in that hot pussy. You taste so good baby. You smell so sweet. I love your pussy. But now I need to taste your ass."

She gasped, completely lost in the sound of his voice, the feel of her fingers, the pounding of her heart.

"I turn you over, and kiss your lovely ass. I kiss the flesh of your asscheeks until my mouth can't wait and I run my tongue down the crack of it. I'm licking the crack of your ass, up and down. Press it against me baby. Press it to my mouth. Give it up now. You feel yourself opening. Can I did in to you with my tongue? Can I open you with my fingers while I tongue you?"

By now, she was beside herself with lust. She had two fingers inside her pussy, and slowly began to ease one inside her ass, slipping her fingers in and out, in and out.

"I hear you like to get fucked up the ass. I hear you like to feel a big, fat, thick, hard pole sliping in and out of that tight little asshole. So that's what I'm going to do next. I'm going to fuck you. First, I'm gonna put my cock in your wet pussy, get it nice and slippery, oh yes, here we go. Oh you are so wet, so juicy, my cock is sliding in so deep and so far...I don't want to stop. I don't want to pull out, but your ass is begging for me. So I'll just pull out slow and then rim your ass with the head of my cock; it's so juicy now, just rubbing against the rim. And then I'll have to fuck your pussy again, collect more juice. So in I go, slipping deep inside, and then out, knocking on your back door, then back to your pussy again. Back and forth, until your ass is so well lubed that I can slip inside. Are you ready baby? Are you ready for my big dick?"

"Yes......yes....."

She was on her hands and knees now, her as up in the air. She was waiting for the big plunge to rip in to her. She had him on speakerphone now, and was focusing her energy on furiously rubbing her clit.

"Now the head of my dick is knocking at your back door, nice and hard baby. It's at the back door, pressing in, going deep, getting in there. My knob is widening the path for the rest of this big dick that I am going to give you. Let me press inside baby. Let me fuck your ass now. I feel myself sliding in, all the way in. There's so much pressure, you're so tight baby. I keep pushing until you take it all. I fuck you, up and down, pressing all my hot dick deep inside you until I feel I am going to burst. I gotta feel you cuming while I spurt deep inside your ass. Let me feel you cum. I reach around and rub your clit. I'm pumping and rubbing you. I know hot to finish you off. I'll play with your nipples, nice and rough, while I rub your clit and fuck your ass. You feel how deep I am inside you baby? You feel how deep? Are you ready to cum for me baby? Cum for me NOW!"

His voice faded in to the distance as she felt a major orgasmic trmor rock through her body. It was so wild that her ass was bucking up in the air. She was rubbing her clit so har that her arm and fingers were getting cramped, but her fingers rode her clit until the waves of the orgasm washed over her, sending tiny thrills up and down her groin, her legs and across her belly. She collapsed on to the bed.

"Wow."

She heard him chuckle.

"Thank you."

She heard him laugh that evil laugh once more, and then the phone clicked and went dead. She curled on to her side, and fell in to a dreamless

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:12/08/2005 08:48:53)

sickchickcrazychick......favorite pictures...yum

...loves to watch  .....decided to edit it out for this chatroom..but if you would like to see go to http://www.ex-christian.net/index.php?showtopic=4065 - one of the best hand and body coordination!

 

loves his fairy tale

click here to read about the second coming of jesus and back for seconds

gorgously gushing.... moisture..leaves wet patches on the couch. Probes deep. Its just that kind of day to day.

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:12/11/2005 01:01:07)

http://www.yoni.com/

I'd written a post but lost it.....don't have time to re write...here's a bit....

Christian Fundamentalism oppressed my sexuality.....fuzzed out my genitals in order to be 'acceptable' to walk the walk....I don't think I'm the only one who has been brought up by fundamentalism to feel this way about it..

Pagan's....love it...and look what the old men of christ/god did for Eve...I wonder why the male orgasm is much more valued by society..(glorified) ..its not necessary for impregnation however the female orgasm is undervalued and almost invisible... mmmmmm...

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:12/11/2005 08:25:56)

I believe that all people have masculine and feminine energies within them - regardless of their gender or sexual orientation. I have a hard time breakin up the world into two parts.

Yin Yang.jpg (10005 bytes)

Its difficult to speak in the english language without using the masculine and feminine constructs...aren't they just theoretical constructs or concepts? An alternative is to use the terms,  the anima or the animus but its not familiar to most...............

Fundamentalism.....christianty...won't allow any of it.....no room to develop or explore who we are or find different ways to define 'me'.. Homosexuality or androgynous personalities are not part of their world. To exist outside of the 'norm' is to be sent to hell..by the 'other's'. I hate it...it makes me sad.

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:12/11/2005 10:59:46)

My present fantasy is about Justin Hawkins, lead singer of the Darkness; that is him jumping out of a cream cake wearing only his white open fronted cat suit.  Then he invites us to eat the cake but only off his body so I suspect a lot of the women decline.  Afterwards he invites the rest of the band into the room and they perform 'Thing Called Love' while Justin prances round the room with a tickling stick doing naughty things.

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(Date Posted:12/11/2005 13:39:27)

Reply to : Chirpy

My present fantasy is about Justin Hawkins, lead singer of the Darkness; that is him jumping out of a cream cake wearing only his white open fronted cat suit. Then he invites us to eat the cake but only off his body so I suspect a lot of the women decline. Afterwards he invites the rest of the band into the room and they perform 'Thing Called Love' while Justin prances round the room with a tickling stick doing naughty things.

He's androgynously sexy, for sure....waiflike.  On first impression, his physique strikes me as feminine.  Chris Robinson, lead singer of the Black Crowes....thats another androgynously sexy man...well, I mean, he has a sexy, androgynous way about him, on stage.  Mick Jagger, androgynous.  Steven Tyler, coked-out 70s era, androgynous.  Bowie, Stardust era, androgynous.  I guess you could say that Bowie's Stardust-era penis is the closest I could ever come to switching teams. 

 

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(Date Posted:12/14/2005 02:32:53)

DOn't forget women ..androgynously sexy, ....Sexy...with a capital SSSsssss ...when I listen to Ing?ue by Kd Lang  I melt away....

Ing?ue

ummm....I like to use my Image....don't care much what the artist looks like...I listen to the musiK and make it up as I go along...each style of musiK renders a different image....what Fun...a new imaginary lover each time!

 sample itYELLO is one of my fav dance musiks...jazzfuturistic funk...but their old stuff is the greatest! Great to fuck to. click here. try it  Drive/driven..sogood.

Pure eye appeal .....mmm..that's a hard choice..but I'd say Jimi Henrix, because its rumoured that his cock was the biggest in the music industry..Kidding...but yeah...he could do things with his tongue...and move..wooohooo... ......Jamie Fox movies will do tho...He played Ray Charles in the movie.."RAY"....sings backup vocals on a rap type song that I cna't for the life of me remember right now.... sings "I believed'.....haven't heard his other stuff.

Oh yeah.....I'd love to mindfuck David Byrne...Love TalkingHeads eggsellent storytelling and beat....fav song. 'take me to the river'. ..love the man's brain!

love AC/DC the band ............................and.The UK band Faithless. goes way up on my list!

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:02/20/2006 03:29:31)

plonk this here...http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/

its cute...but not exactly work friendly?....(they would make great xristy pressies)

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

ted5870
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(Date Posted:02/23/2006 20:58:24)

Reply to : snakechic

 

I've thought about trimming the pubes around the base of my cock.  I think it will give me an extra um, aesthetic inch.  What do y'all think?  Any men out there shave or wax?  We know you women do!!  Any gals out there ever have an anal bleaching?

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(Date Posted:02/23/2006 22:57:00)

Definately Ted....a nice trim will make all the difference to the overal aesthetic. However we must consider the swing of said cock, a little more pube around the base (I think) camoflages the ungamely bend or mis shaped member.......you know adds balance.....err to creating a visual illusion. We like a good looking fella' - trimming also suggests a certain caring and repect for the partner. Pubes also generate a fair amount of the odour de pew *shrugs* so ya can't have your cake and eat it too.

Moving along..to the moving. The male pube can sometimes be a source of huge irritation. All that friction can cause carpet burn to the *lady*......I hate that!

Anal bleaching?......get outta here, I don't have a big fat hairy arsehole! How dare you insult me like that

 

p.s. I've often wondered that it would be great, to come up with a good marketing idea for all the worlds excess pubic hair. I think of that everytime I trim my hubby, males seem to have an abundance of the stuff. I personally like to leave a little minge around....I don't like a bald cock..they kinda look ...umm.....dorky!

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:02/24/2006 06:15:24)



I've thought about trimming the pubes around the base of my cock. I think it will give me an extra um, aesthetic inch. What do y'all think? Any men out there shave or wax? We know you women do!! Any gals out there ever have an anal bleaching?




Why not implant the whole thing with nice stiff hairs so that when you whip it out it looks like a bottle brush?

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(Date Posted:02/24/2006 12:15:42)

 

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(Date Posted:02/27/2006 23:49:07)


Why not implant the whole thing with nice stiff hairs so that when you whip it out it looks like a bottle brush?
Heeeheee..... Ah..great thinking....it would eliminate the need of a toothbrush!........or condoms.

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:03/06/2006 01:52:02)

Check this out..http://www.shavehaven.com/

Pubic hair styles are becoming just as important as a means of expressing one's self as you would by wearing pubic hair styles - express yourselfcertain clothes or having different hair styles on your head. Gone are the days when you would be happy with an uncared for haven sporting nothing but chaos. There are numerous ways to go about styling your pubic hairs such as using scissors or electric trimmers to trim your pubic hairs (A more practical and easy to maintain approach), shaving your pubic hairs (Allowing more elaborate pubic hair designs but more maintenance involved), or waxing (The best but most painful way). You can do this yourself or get it done professionally (Giving you the best results but more expensive).

 

its a shame to hide your 'light under the bushel'...so to speak..

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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(Date Posted:03/06/2006 10:10:59)

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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV

So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.

Supertzar
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(Date Posted:03/06/2006 12:38:39)

I know jesus is not watching.  But maybe James Dobson is...James?...James Dobson!?  Calling James Dobson...................................................................................................Too bad...

Just watch the trailer and imagine Pee Wee Herman, with his platform shoes, as this guy. Heheheheh!

http://www.repenetrator.com

Q:  Why is Santa always so jolly?

A:  'Cause he knows where all the bad girls live!

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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV

So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.

snakechic
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(Date Posted:03/07/2006 00:36:40)

A combie is a bit like a shaggin' wagon (panel van)  but a lot bigger and made in germany....Volksvagon -.........its nothing like a good old aussie ute!

I am the Walrus..Goo Goo G'Joob g'goo g'goo G'Joop

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

snakechic
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(Date Posted:03/07/2006 00:40:26)

Reply to : Supertzar

I know jesus is not watching. But maybe James Dobson is...James?...James Dobson!? Calling James Dobson...................................................................................................Too bad...Just watch the trailer and imagine Pee Wee Herman, with his platform shoes,as this guy.Heheheheh!http://www.repenetrator.comQ: Why is Santa always so jolly?A: 'Cause he knows where all the bad girls live!

I prefer chocolate sauce.....

Speaking of bad girls......Sniff my finger

 

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

Supertzar
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(Date Posted:03/07/2006 17:06:41)

Reply to : snakechic

A combie is a bit like a shaggin' wagon(panel van) but a lotbigger and made in germany....Volksvagon-.........its nothing like a good old aussie ute!
Well, they'll get drunk and kiss each other, but they won't masturbate and they definitely won't break dance!   I know I made her mad, but she can't keep from smilin'...  The fact that Ted5870 has not chimed in has confirmed my suspicion that the AA got 'im.  Ted is dead...  "Oh, my god!  They killed Teddy!!  You bastards!!!"

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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV

So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.

ted5870
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(Date Posted:03/07/2006 18:30:29)

Reply to : Supertzar

Reply to : snakechicA combie is a bit like a shaggin' wagon(panel van) but a lotbigger and made in germany....Volksvagon-.........its nothing like a good old aussie ute!Well, they'll get drunk and kiss each other, but they won't masturbate and they definitely won't break dance! The fact that Ted5870 has not chimed inhas confirmed my suspicion that the AA got 'im. Ted is dead... "Oh, my god! They killed Teddy!! You bastards!!!"
ted5870 is back, dawg.  The AA had me for a while, but now the Depacote and Risperdal have me, and are treating me much better.  Look me up at http://www.myspace.com/36692204

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(Date Posted:03/07/2006 20:30:25)

Reply to : ted5870

The fact that Ted5870 has not chimed inhas confirmed my suspicion that the AA got 'im. Ted is dead... "Oh, my god! They killed Teddy!! You bastards!!!"ted5870 is back, dawg. The AA had me for a while, but now the Depacote and Risperdal have me, and are treating me much better. Look me up athttp://www.myspace.com/36692204

Wow, that was quick!  You've been silently lurking all this time, haven't you?  ...Just waiting to pounce, as any Taurus would...  Okay, so I've shat hundreds of diapers before you, but it doesn't matter...  I thought you were gone forever, I thought the AA had ya for sure, buddy, but thanks to Depacote and Risperdal, you're still with us...among the living dead!  Don't let them "fill your head all full of lies."  I hear there's a gynecologist here who will prescribe anything you want...  Teddy's alive everybody!!!

Quite a network of strange friends you've got there, Ted...  It's gonna take me several days to sort all of this out--maybe never--my head was spinnin' already...  Audrey might like to see the above "Bloody Steak" video at repenetrator.com... 

http://www.rollingstone.com/artists/blacksabbath/videos/video/6098800 

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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV

So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.

Supertzar
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(Date Posted:03/07/2006 21:59:19)

Reply to : snakechic

Speaking of bad girls......Sniff my finger

"Cheetah finds God..."  They say that Chimpanzee DNA is 99.5% equivalent to Human DNA.  I don't doubt it...

 

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties

And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass

He's a lover of life but a player of pawns--

Yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn

To light up His jungle

As play is resumed

The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune

--Jethro Tull, "Bungle In The Jungle"

 

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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV

So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.

snakechic
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(Date Posted:03/09/2006 07:19:35)

Reply to : Supertzar


Well, they'll get drunk and kiss each other, but they won't masturbate and they definitely won't break dance! I know I made her mad, but she can't keep from smilin'...

Audrey might like to see the above "Bloody Steak" video at repenetrator.com... 


HaHA....Can't get a 'good' submissive virtual woman these days HuH?

Hiya Teddy.....*waves*

That repenetrator vid is silly........its just a whole bunch of  red sauce and people mucking around as per usual....- surely big, old, strong blokes don't fall for that

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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.

-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God

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Supertzar
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(Date Posted:03/09/2006 18:27:17)

Reply to : Snackchic

HaHA....Can't get a 'good' submissive virtual woman these days HuH?

No, but St. Pauli Girl comes perty damn close...  The problem is obviously due to oversights (actually, gross negligence) on the part of The Incompetent Programmer.  I'm sure that technological advancements, alcohol, and mind-altering drugs will go a long way toward fixing this inherent flaw.  Besides, "submissive woman," in the complete sense, is an oxymoron and a pipe-dream, virtual or no, so no real disappointment here--I'm a rationalist, remember?

Baad monkey!!  

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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV

So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.

Supertzar
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(Date Posted:03/09/2006 23:35:37)

Reply to : Snackchic

That repenetrator vid is silly........its just a whole bunch of red sauce and people mucking around as per usual....- surely big, old, strong blokes don't fall for that

Okay, tired of the silly stuff?  Well here's more silly stuff...   It keeps me off meds...  Anyway, everything is silly when it comes right down to it.  Wake up, Ted!  Just because you've found two new best friends doesn't mean you can sleep through the whole fuckin' weekend!!  The world will still be turning when you're gone!  Come on, man, get up...  "Shoot The Tiger!,"  "Up The Irons!,"  "A Load Of Crap!," or something...

Uno

Dos

Tres

Quatro

Cinco

 

Baaad, baad monkey!!

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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV

So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.

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