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(Date Posted:12/21/2006 16:26:51)
Reply to : snakechic
Reply to : Supertzar - dont' forget the bubblewrap!
Hmmmm...a bubblewrap helmet, with matching elbow and kneepads. That's a great idea, Snakey!
I wonder how many church ladies it'd take to beat Yucko into a bloody pulp?
Yucko Sings A Christmas Carol
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So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:01/02/2007 01:47:15)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:01/14/2007 03:57:10)
Reply to : Supertzar
"Go!--Go!--Action--Broncooooooo!!"O.J.'s slow-ass Broncosucks!...I must go to Melbourne and ride"Go!--Go!--Action--Camarooooooo!!"
there are some sick poojabberin' wanker's (P plater's) around in my area - particularly on the route to the Gold Coast - use the freeway to play speed car racing while smucks like me are driving to get from A to B.
I guess its the LOOK AT ME generation
shrugs.
nuttin better for the idiots to do.....? I don't know......they got some death wish?.....Nah...its the rather 'natural' growing pains of thinking they are immoral.
But can they park a car?
(snuck in a gif)
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:01/18/2007 18:22:28)
Yeah, Snakey, speaking of parking, I was trying to find some video of the girl, I think, who perfectly parked her very fast boat on the beach during a race I saw on tv several years ago, but didn't have any luck. What's the name of that kind of racing you do down there, with the short, deep v-hull boats with big-block V8 power? It's not straight-line racing, but in a circle, more or less, or figure-8. Anyway, she was making a full-on, hyper-speed turn but lost control and went up a very steep bank and airborne about 10-15' high and then went about 30-40 feet more before coming to a stop in the sand without turning the boat over or rolling it. It was awesome! I think it was her dad sitting there next to her, letting her try it out. Reminds me of SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff. Oh, well, maybe I'll find it someday...
D.U.I. SpongeBob
Cartoons and pot go together like a big, fat ass and a face!! 
Anyway, she's a perfect match for "Chicken Man." This is not safe for work...or play!!:   
Smothered by a Big Fat Ass!
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:01/20/2007 18:28:22)
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:01/21/2007 00:35:47)
Reply to : Supertzar
Yeah, Snakey, speaking of parking, I was trying to find some video of the girl, I think, who perfectly parked her very fast boat on the beach during a race I saw on tv several years ago, but didn't have any luck. What's the name of that kind of racing you do down there,with theshort, deep v-hull boats with big-block V8 power? It's not straight-line racing, but in a circle, more or less, or figure-8. Anyway, she was making a full-on, hyper-speed turnbut lost control and went upa very steep bankand airborne about 10-15' high and then went about 30-40 feet more before coming to a stop in the sandwithout turning the boat over or rolling it. It was awesome!I think it was her dadsitting there next to her, letting her try it out. Reminds me of SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff. Oh, well, mayb
Mmm.....is it Jet boat racing?
 http://www.v8superboats.com.au/
maniac's.....
I'll checkout more of yer links later....
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:03/01/2007 16:51:37)
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:03/04/2007 16:48:01)
It's impossible to tell, but I think almost all of those were "natural." According to johnplex, they have something now called "Laser Vagina Rejuvenation Surgery." But the Sybian has made penises obsolete anyway, so it's a moot point... The Sybian doesn't care if it's natural, or designer, or just plain ol' worn out. Orgasms are almost guaranteed... It'll cost ya, though--about $1,400 US dollars. But way cheaper than a man in the long run... I guess it's just another fundamental area where "God" has managed to fuck-up.......yet again!!
Hey, who removed the killer, vintage Ted Nugent performance at Cal Jam from YouTube?!! I guess this'ill have to do for now:
"Cat Scratch Fever," by Ted Nijuen
"Imagine hanging the stones of a man , where they are forever getting themselves knocked, pinched, and bruised. Any decent mechanic would have put them in the exact center of the body, protected by an envelope twice as thick as a Presbyterian's skull. Moreover, consider certain parts of the female - always too large or too small. The elemental notion of standardization seems to have never presented itself to the celestial Edison."
-H.L. Mencken
Haaahaahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! 
Look what somebody did! Hehhehehheh... 
http://www.goatse.cz/contrib/bush.jpg
This just led me to the sickest video I've ever seen. This person is sick.
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:03/31/2007 06:05:57)
Pussy Spanking
*sigh* I post such tame videos. Although...what was that pussy doing to that guy? 
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A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell
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(Date Posted:04/01/2007 02:38:27)
Reply to : Shadowself
Pussy Spanking*sigh* I post such tame videos. Although...what was that pussy doing to that guy?
 No bullshit .....that's is so hilarous!!!! I think pussy likes it....!
still laughing.....
still.....
err.....
very good shadow!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:04/02/2007 09:23:05)
I never saw anythang 'til I saw pussy trapped in a vacuum! Has NASA examined this phenomenon and issued a report? I don't think so...
Ex-Tither
I just ate a fortune cookie. In the news, they're saying now that Chinese food is bad for you. A few years ago it was the Mexican food that was so bad...
It doesn't matter what you eat, or believe, mother fuckers, you're gonna die and rot just like everybody else.
My fortune cookie said: "Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical."
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:04/04/2007 17:10:20)
Reply to : Supertzar
In the news, they're saying now that Chinese food is bad for you.
I was just thinking that I'd go to the Chinese buffet at lunch. Now I don't know what to do. Although if it's true that "It doesn't matter what you eat, or believe, mother fuckers, you're gonna die and rot just like everybody else", then I might as well satisfy my craving and eat at that Asian MSG-ladened smorgasbord. I'll let you know if I survive.
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A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell
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(Date Posted:04/05/2007 06:06:27)
I have survived. The food was good, but greasy. My fortune cookie said, "You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity." Ugh. Why do I get all the negative sounding messages; never "You will win a milliion dollars!" Must be my negative thinking.
Now I won't need Chinese food for awhile. Some people can't shake the habit though; like Hot Time Harv, they'll do anything for their fix.
And I do draw a line to what I will sample at a Chinese restaurant, say, certain body parts of a yak. Mmmmmm....good?
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A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell
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(Date Posted:04/06/2007 22:31:38)
Shadowself,
Beware, the cream-cheese wontons will establish doubt in your mind first, but the General Tsu's chicken will send your ass straight to hell with all the fiery red peppers if you can find a restaurant that can prepare it properly, and especially with that Japanese beer...what's it called? Sapporo? Or just skip it all and drink sake! It's a Communist conspiracy, but it works...
I don't know why I have to describe my fortune cookie experiences everytime I get drunk, but I do. I thought for sure that I had given out my lucky lottery numbers... whewww!! Nahhh, I have spoken casually, a time or two, before he won, with the guy that won the largest lottery payout in U.S. history a few weeks ago. The lottery is for people who've never had any probability & statistics courses. I have to make my money the old-fashioned way--I earn it. Incidentally, my first statistics professor was from the R.O.C.--further evidence that this is all an elaborate conspiracy imposed on us by Communist agents..
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:04/26/2007 18:31:36)
Dyna-Wow!! The last 7 videos from LALOVISION are really somethin'!: "The New Dr. Ruth." Definitely NSFW!! Hahahahahahahahhhhahhhhhhh! Oh, nooooooo... She needs to see a psychiatrist. Nah, she's right about some things... Hahahahahahhhhhhhhhh, this is just unbelievable!!
I hope this doesn't lock anybody's bowels up. 
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:04/28/2007 20:55:01)
Reply to : Supertzar
Dyna-Wow!! The last 7 videos fromLALOVISIONare really somethin'!: "The New Dr. Ruth." DefinitelyNSFW!! Hahahahahahahahhhhahhhhhhh! Oh, nooooooo... She needs to see a psychiatrist. Nah, she's right about some things... Hahahahahahhhhhhhhhh, this is just unbelievable!!I hope this doesn't lock anybody's bowels up.
MJ-12 bowels got locked up. Lalovision exterminated. Too much gov'ment cheese. Over...
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:04/29/2007 00:39:55)
Keep up the good work Capt...my controls are out of action right now...but I'll soon be up to full power again. *over*
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:04/29/2007 01:42:00)
Reply to : Supertzar
DefinitelyNSFW!!
What's that mean?
Bloody hELLL!!!
This account is suspended.
Got taken off before I got to see it!!!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:04/29/2007 20:57:22)
Reply to : snakechic
Reply to : SupertzarDefinitelyNSFW!!What's that mean?Bloody hELLL!!!This account is suspended.Got taken off before I got to see it!!!
Hey Snakey! Yeah, you kinda missed it, but I've been doin' some searching on the 'net, and have found one of Lalovision's original "Alexyss Tylor/Vagina Power" videos! He has had several other awesome videos removed prior to having his account suspended, most of which poked fun at religious wack jobs like Benny Hinn, Jan Crouch, and Tony Smith. At one time, his collection of videos almost overcame those of Johnplex. I think he was pissed at YouTube and decided to go out with a bang.
I'm gonna see if I can find any of the other six videos. Anyway, here it is. It might not be the funniest one, but I think it's the longest. The download was slow, but worth the wait. This video is Not Safe For Work, unlike "The Jackrabbit!"
Welcome to "Vagina Power," with your host, Alexyss Tylor!
Btw, that is her mother sitting next to her. She is introduced in another video as "a minister." What her mother says there at the end is funny! The music makes it complete.
Hehehehehh... I don't know... Maybe this is the funniest one--it's purty damn funny!! I can't stop watchin' it!
What a relief! I have been completely baffled by his level of success over the years, till Alexyss Tylor explained it all! The "King O' Sleaze:"
Hehehehehhh... I guess it's all "Spank & Mirrors?"
Oh, this just never ends, does it?
Imposter
"Absurdity is the only reality." Man, that is absolutely brilliant........and true!!
Oh, this is so cruel:
Dr. Ruth Was The Best
I have to go mow now, with a lawnmower... It really sucks bad...
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:04/30/2007 02:20:01)
Hey Supert
. I think he was pissed at YouTube and decided to go out with a bang.
Welcome to "Vagina Power," with your host, Alexyss Tylor!
Yes! that was brilliant Super!.....class "A" comedy . So many lines I could quote that tickled my fancy.......'all prayed up' .....Hot penUS..."penus all in yo' vagina yo' don't have no defenses'...
Such Delivery & with such Precision ..........!! She really believes it! Mate!....that 'hitting the wall of the vagina'...thing made my toes curl..
The end bit....yep!....Glad you told be she is a "minister'..."I got to keep standing in the Lord. I got to ask Jesus to keep me every day."....cracked me up.! Keep em' Jumpin' for joy!
I don't see it as racist thou'....I read up on the comments. You're purity funny yourself today. I have to go to the bank now..but I'll be back to watch Dr Ruthy...love her! Little Jewish lady - I remember seeing her on TV years ago...I'm not aware of the 'King'
that has made my day!.....better I "chuckle" off...
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:04/30/2007 07:48:11)
Reply to : snakechic
Hey Supert. I think he was pissed at YouTube and decided to go out with a bang.Welcome to "Vagina Power," with your host, Alexyss Tylor!Yes! that was brilliant Super!.....class "A" comedy . So many lines I could quote that tickled my fancy.......'all prayed up' .....Hot penUS..."penus all in yo' vagina yo' don't have no defenses'...Such Delivery & with such Precision ..........!! She really believes it! Mate!....that 'hitting the wall of the vagina'...thing made my toes curl..
Hey, Snakey! Yeah, hittin' the walls and workin' the middle, bendin' and twistin' her like a pretzyl!! I just bought the new Van Halen recording from 1978, and I can't stop listening to it. "Do As Thou Wilt," Motherfuckers!! I'm bad drunnk...
Van Halen---"Runnin' With The Devil."
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:05/01/2007 09:08:47)
Reply to : Supertzar
I just bought the new Van Halen recording from 1978, and I can't stop listening to it. "Do As Thou Wilt," Motherfuckers!! I'm bad drunnk...
 Van Halen..! .Roth reminds me of my first longtime boyfriend....man ! what a 'poser' same hair - body.-facial expressions - 'egomaniac! - sexmaniac!.................now those fatbacks opps"..I mean flashbacks..have really made my toes curl...... he had the biggest cock. Definitely not 'deep thoat' material.
Here's Roth 'posing' ..playing up - great little guitar in between ... .......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUl7gkWZJGI
love that feeling of buying and playing a new music purchase....its one of the best!!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:05/01/2007 09:16:34)
Reply to : Supertzar
I just bought the new Van Halen recording from 1978, and I can't stop listening to it. "Do As Thou Wilt," Motherfuckers!! I'm bad drunnk...
Van Halen..! .Roth reminds me of my first longtime boyfriend....man ! what a 'poser' same hair - body.-facial expressions - 'egomaniac! - sexmaniac!.................now those fatbacks opps"..I mean flashbacks..have really made my toes curl...... he had the biggest cock. Definitely not 'deep thoat' material.
Here's Roth 'posing' ..playing up - great little guitar in between ... .......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUl7gkWZJGI
Loooooove that feeling of buying and playing a new music purchase....its one of the best!!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
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(Date Posted:05/01/2007 19:08:59)
Reply to : snakechic
Roth reminds me of my first longtime boyfriend....man ! what a 'poser' same hair - body.-facial expressions - 'egomaniac! - sexmaniac!.................now those fatbacks opps"..I mean flashbacks..have really made my toes curl......
Hey, Snakey! Yeah, Roth sure loved to pose didn't he? At one time, though, he was on top of the world. The whole time that he was doing each show, he was probably really only thinkin' about what was gonna be happening after the show. If he can even recall, Roth should write a book about that, or maybe he already has. I didn't know VH did any ZZ Top songs. Those zebra stripe overalls that Ed has got on are really somethin'! That was awesomer than hell!
Heheheh... I think I was on about my 23rd beer of 26, when I made my last post in this thread. Let's see, that equates to 19.5 pints. Are 12-ounce beers an odd size down under?
Btw, does this make your toes curl, Snakey?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAHn9mx6BDo
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:05/01/2007 19:37:15)
Oh, what a day, what a day, what a day this is going to be!! Alexyss Tylor has got a new website, complete with videos!! I think she's gonna go far...
Alexyss Tylor's Official Site!!
"A man's life-force is in his nuts."--Alexyss Tylor
Well, the videos at her site are kinda short, unlike lalovision's videos, but there are a few gems there.
Here is the long video that was posted earlier, with several comments, which includes a transcript for yankees and foreigners. This one played back much faster than the previous one:
Alexyss Tylor Is Vagina Power!!
Ya know, I really don't understand that "hittin' the bottom" thing. One said, "That hurts." Was she lying? 
Okay, I just found one of the other 7 Vagina Power videos that were at YouTube!!
The "Vagina Power" Halloween Special!!
Momma: "Man, I ain't lyin', you went through it......awwwhhhh!"
Okay, here's the third one! This is one of the funniest. It's the one at the top... I don't know why it still works, but it does. Wasn't I talkin' about gettin' smacked up-side the head here just the other day? Hehehehehhh....
Alexyssssss...
"She feels like she's in church, jumpin' & shoutin', because that man hittin' them walls..."--Alexyss Tylor
"Dick will make you lose control--dick will make you pull a gun and shoot somebody in the damn face!!"--Alexyss Tylor
"The penis already knows its position, and already knows the orders that it has."--Alexyss Tylor
Hehehehehhhhh!! I can almost hear the commentary from Beavis & Butthead...She's bonkers!!
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:05/02/2007 01:28:07)
Reply to : Supertzar
Btw, does this make your toes curl, Snakey?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAHn9mx6BDo
Yep...GlenBaby stikes again...I'm feeling really pissed off that I'm missing out on all the fun in the other thread.! My internet is really crap! - the server people are on the case but nothing much has happened in the last 2 weeks. Yep....2 whole weeks without a decent connection. !
Have you see this .....? ................ Dot its a must see!
hope its all there when I can get back online! Love dat woman...!
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:05/02/2007 01:45:22)
Reply to : Snakechic
If Alexyss Tylor and GlennReb were to procreate, I think the whole Universe would implode!!
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Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called when you made your good confession in the presence of many witnesses. --1 Timothy 6:12, NIV
So do not throw away your confidence; it will be richly rewarded. You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what He has promised. --Hebrews 10:35-36, NIV.
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(Date Posted:05/22/2007 03:54:17)
Speaking of 'selecting a vibrator'. or a 'pussy trapped in a vacuum" - ..I'm always looking around....Shock ! Horror!!! I don't actually own one right now...I'm needing to buy a replacement but going into a Brizzy sexshop doesn't thrill me one bit. Big huge...barns they are here! ....
A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.
The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration. Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.
The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for ?5 through lovehoney.co.uk. She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.
At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce. She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum. After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds. That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."
I've seen the video and it doesn't make it clear how to clean the carpets at the same time. I'm sure you girls will sort it out though.
So, a Dyson? Or perhaps Madam would prefer a Vax? Let us know below.
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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(Date Posted:05/25/2007 00:55:48)
Reply to : snakechic
A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration...
"Nothing sucks like Electrolux" now has a totally new meaning.
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A big revelation in my professional training was that humans can learn skills for living and relating. We don"t have to be desperate for a miracle of God to make us decent.--Marlene Winell
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(Date Posted:07/13/2007 10:39:54)
Geeze! This thing is still going?
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Student to Harvey Pekar: "It"s hard enough trying to convince people that socialism is a good thing without basing your argument on some abstract theory of human nature. Plato tried and failed. Fourier tried and failed. Marx tried and failed. Sartre tried and failed."
Harvey Pekar: "Well maybe I c"n learn from their mistakes."
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