Ok, this is campy by design. The metre & music is very country/folk slanted.Kind of Jed Clampett-ish,Beverly Hillbillies schtuff. Not quite up to the Deicide level...The Ballad of Jerry & Pat(First stanza intro, gently spoken with great reverence) Fire filled the sky the day The jets turned into bombs Bodies hit the pavement Amidst the human throng But Jerry had the answer And Pat went right along These idiots inspired me To pen this little song Now Jerry & Pat are preachers And they both are millionaires They got their wealth transmitting Jesus Via satellite through the air They claim to own the market On what God has to say To the hell-bound sinning masses On this new judgment day Chorus: God don? want no pansies In the army of the Lord He don? want no gays or lesbos To wield His righteous sword He told Jerry & Pat to tell us ?ause he thinks they?e really swell America is on a bus Headin?straight down into hell Well Jerry & Pat were rollin?On the TV that one night Jerry said, ?ueers pissed off the Lord?And Pat sad, ?an you?e right!?They said that baby killers Had invoked God? holy wrath That America had gone too far And had earned this bloody bath Repeat Chorus It seems that Pat & Jerry Aren? alone in what they claim Osama and his minions Say that Allah said the same Now it seems to me that these three guys Should get together soon And take a one way pilgrimage In an outhouse to the moon