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RE:hot for jesus
(Date Posted:12/16/2007 2:23 PM)
Jesus art? there is heaps of it around - as is the sexual appeal. 
This Holy Jesus head, which stands 8" tall, with hand painted thorn blood (no two drips are alike), can be yours for a little less effort than one Our Father, three Hail Marys and two shakes of an altar boy's winkie.
Our Lord comes with: a 26 page instruction booklet (info on how to pray responsibly, troubleshooting, care and maintenence), a coupon for a dinner for two for you and God at the Holy Lamb and Steak House in Heaven and a "Freedom from Hell" certificate.
This also comes with a warranty for 40 days and 40 nights, but since Jesus is perfect, you'll never need to use it. <div> </div> | <div style="text-align: center">CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - LOWER PRICE
</div><div style="text-align: justify">All right. Many of you have complained about how you can't afford the current price, yet you still want the power of God in your hands. So from now until Christmas, we're going to be selling the Submissive Jesus heads for a mere $22.95 each. Such a small price to pay for God to be at your mercy and command. That's our Christmas present to you. After the holidays we will be reverting back to the old price. so don't say we never do anything for our customers.
Total price $22.95 plus $10 shipping. International shipping is $25. sorry, but Jesus hates traveling far from America. Orders of more than one Jesus will incur less shipping charges for the additional heads.
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</div></div> SECURELY PLACE YOUR ORDER WITH: VISA, MC, AMEX, DISCOVER, E-CHECK THROUGH PAY PAL, Or, click here to order by personal check or money order. JESUS USUALLY SHIPS THE NEXT DAY. |
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In exchange for obedience, Christianity promises salvation in an afterlife; but in order to elicit obedience through this promise, Christianity must convince people that they need salvation, that there is something to be saved from. Christianity has nothing to offer a happy person living in a natural, intelligible universe. If Christianity is to gain a motivational foothold, it must declare war on earthly pleasure and happiness, and this, historically, has been its precise course of action. In the eyes of Christianity, woman(man) is sinful and helpless in the face of God, and is potential fuel for the flames of hell. Just as Christianity must destroy reason before it can introduce faith, so it must destroy happiness before it can introduce salvation.
-- George H Smith, Atheism: The Case Against God
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