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zarathustra	\| Move to Bottom Author
Rank:none Score: 0 Posts: 655 Registered: 02/04/2002 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:07/15/2003 19:20:35) Inspired by the uber-graphic descriptions of ted's road trip from hell, I thought people could share some of the more humorous bathroom graffiti that they have encountered. Some people actually collect the graffiti as they traverse the land in sweat-laden undergarments.Here are a couple that come to mind:Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand.Jesus Saves Aluminum Cans -------------------------------------------------------------- And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host saying, "You guys are in a world of shit now!"

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Used2b	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 1#
Registered: 01/04/2003 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:07/15/2003 19:55:31) A couple of oldies for the collection: While you're reading what I put, you might be pissing on your foot. The cleaners work is all in vain, the shithouse poet strikes again. Mark -------------------------------------------------------------- -- Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish

Voltaire	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 2#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:1490 Registered: 07/08/2001 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:07/20/2003 07:33:18) How about these oldies: If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit in little balls And those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented they left their load upon the road and walk away contented -------------------------------------------------------------- Zombies, Unicorns, Devils, Sea Monsters, Satyrs, Dragons, Six Winged Angels, Gods, Demons, Witches, Astrologers, A walking & talking snake, Magical fruit, Talking donkeys, human headed six-winged beasts, Ghosts. All that stuff is in the Bible and yet they tell me it"s not mythology?

SolarLux	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 3#
Rank:none Score:0 Posts:69 Registered: 05/18/2002 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:07/29/2003 19:12:45) How 'bout: (Written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line,... the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you. We aim to please! You aim too! Please! Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber." (On the inside of a toilet door) Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance (In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant) It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes. (Sign seen at a restaurant) The hands that clean these toilets also make your food......... please aim properly. Here I sit so broken hearted Tried to shit but only farted how much longer must I linger before I have to my finger

oldfart48	\| Move to Top \| Move to Bottom 4#
Registered: 06/07/2003 Time spent: 0 hours	(Date Posted:07/29/2003 21:50:05) Reply to : SolarLux from my college dorm, circa 1967: "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria." -------------------------------------------------------------- "The high places are within."

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	RE:Bathroom Graffiti (Date Posted:05/22/2008 05:59:57) This message has been deleted due to Termination of Account.

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