Meatwad Astounds The Crowd With His Guitar-Playing Prowess--& Then Explodes!Well, it doesn't work...I can't figure it out, but if you really want to see and hear it, just click on "MUSIC VIDEO" when you get there. The site hasobviously been sabotaged by the fuckin' Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms!! What have they got against a juvenile meatball who wantsto rock our fuckin' socks off with a plastic guitar?!!Lest We Forget!!:Guitar Hero: Slayer's "Angel Of Death"Guitar Hero: Motley Crue's "Shout At The Devil"If the Internethadbeen around when I was in high school, I don't think I would've turned out to be an "Honors," AP student. The"distraction" would've been too great for me...I remember "Music Appreciation" class, which was taughtby the band director. His emphasis was always, definitely,on classical music. But once,he let us bring our favorite song and play itduring class over the sound system that he hadin the band room, which was surprisingly good!We were told to rewind to thebeginning of the song before coming, butIdidn't... I choseOzzy's "Crazy Train." I think that was about 1987 or so.At the end, we had towrite areport onsome classical composer of ourown choosing. That was "the final exam,"but I didn't write a final report at all... I had alreadyfigured out that my grades wereso good, I didn'thave todo jack-shit in order to pass his fuckin' class--so I didn't!!I think that must've been a new grading systemthata typical, lazy, high school educator had devised.It must've been-- 'cause he never pulled me off to the side and told mewhat a great job I was doing!! My grade at the end was a little worse than what I thought it would be (not according to his syllabus), but that was only because he realizedhow goddamned stupid he was!!I think I figuratively punched him in the fuckin' face there at the end, but, as usual, I was very quiet about it... Btw, he had MS or CP, or something, but I'm not about to cut him or any other dumbfuckers any slackjust because they are on crutches, or are in a wheelchair,andbelieve in "God."